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Old 10-31-2008, 09:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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how do you make 2 jews fight? you toss a penny between them
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Re: Jew Jokes

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That isn't a swastika, it's a religious symbol. It was a religious symbol long before the nazis adopted it.
And I don't think these jokes are offensive at all, they clearly aren't meant that way. people tell plenty of sexist, anti-american etc jokes on this forum and they're not taken seriously, what's different about these?
Actually, people have taken offense to the Anti-American jokes, but fighting about it is useless. I think any member that has been around for a reasonable amount of time has figured out that saying anything about it does nothing positive.
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i bet 1000012301230120310230120 dollars that each one of you is a fucking coward, i say: go fuck your self.
stupid nazi.
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i bet 1000012301230120310230120 dollars that each one of you is a fucking coward, i say: go fuck your self.
stupid nazi.
you owe me 1000012301230120310230120 dollars
and btw i cant be a nazi, im arabic
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why do jews have big noses???

because the air is free
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Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up


What's faster than a speeding bullet?
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Old 11-17-2008, 12:39 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Re: Jew Jokes

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

pizza's don't scream in the oven


I'm really ashamed that i think this joke is funny .
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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

Pizza's don't scream in the oven
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^^ I think that one is more barbaric than funny.
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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

pizza's don't scream in the oven


I'm really ashamed that i think this joke is funny .
oof that last one is a bit tasteless mate. Joking about jews is touchy at the least, joking about the holocaust though... I think that's a bit far
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should i take it down?

edit:yea ima take it down
why can't i take it down?
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^ it's too old, you can't edit old posts.
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How do you scare a jew?
Turn on the oven

How many jews can you fit into a Volkswagen beetle?
54.

Two in the front, two in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Who's the best Jewish cook in the world?
Hitler
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^^^^LMAO those cracked me up
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What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
- Jewpiter

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
-54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray

Whats the object of Jewish football?
-To get the quarter back

What's the difference between a jew and Santa?
-Santa goes down the chimney not the oven
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