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10-29-2008, 01:19 PM
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| | Da Septic Idiotaffenger
Name: Protector of Mankind Gender: Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Yurop Posts: 11,225
Money: 19,708 | Jew Jokes
What do Jews like to ride?
Blondes.
What does the Jew do after one of his friends leaves? He checks the sofa for loose change. What is a Jew's ideal of a perfect 10?
Any blonde he can get.
Why did the Jew want his own kid?
Cheap labour. Why don't Jews eat pork?
The Torah prohibits cannibalism. How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a penny in it. How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hitler is driving.
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny Disclaimer: This is intended to be a laugh, no offence intended. If you find some of the points too true to be considered a joke, I'm afraid you have to learn to laugh at yourselves.
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Last edited by Capt Sasha; 11-17-2008 at 02:49 PM..
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10-29-2008, 01:34 PM
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Name: Lauren Gender: Female Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 501
Money: 2,278 Last Online: 12-28-2008 06:45 AM My Mood:  | Re: Jew Jokes
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This is intended to be a laugh, no offence intended.
| how can there be no offence intended? they are offensive jokes!
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10-29-2008, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 34
Money: 161 Last Online: 11-01-2008 07:17 AM | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by PerfectCircle  how can there be no offence intended? they are offensive jokes! | Hush, everyone has their own opinion, if you thought they were offensive you should never have clicked it in the first place.
Another one:
Why are Jewish men circumsized?
Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its at least 10% off! XD | |
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10-29-2008, 02:00 PM
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| | Da Septic Idiotaffenger
Name: Protector of Mankind Gender: Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Yurop Posts: 11,225
Money: 19,708 | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by PerfectCircle how can there be no offence intended? they are offensive jokes! | The joke section is supposed to be for people who can have a laugh, not those that get easily offended. Hence the intention wasn't to offend.
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10-29-2008, 02:04 PM
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Name: Lauren Gender: Female Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 501
Money: 2,278 Last Online: 12-28-2008 06:45 AM My Mood: | Re: Jew Jokes
i didn't say i was offended, did i? that was directed as a general statement, frankly i couldn't give a shyt, i just like to be difficult
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10-29-2008, 08:56 PM
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Name: Emma [[Ems]] Gender: Female Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 1,963
Money: 2,842 Last Online: Today 05:35 AM My Mood:  | Re: Jew Jokes
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im not offended but dude.. for the jewish people out there this isn't a nice thread for them to read
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10-29-2008, 09:09 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Da Septic Idiotaffenger
Name: Protector of Mankind Gender: Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Yurop Posts: 11,225
Money: 19,708 | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by EmsXO ^
im not offended but dude.. for the jewish people out there this isn't a nice thread for them to read | If they do, its not my problem. They can easily avoid clicking on the thread once they read the title. It is not my forte to be overly politically correct, a laugh is a laugh.
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10-29-2008, 09:12 PM
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Name: Trevor Gender: Male Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Under your bed :) Posts: 9,820
Money: 13,402 My Mood:  | Re: Jew Jokes
Rofl, I was born jewish and I laughed 
Exept the 'money grubbing' I don't really get, how did Jews get the stereotype that they are greedy?
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10-29-2008, 09:59 PM
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#9 (permalink)
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Name: Hen Asraf Gender: Male Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Bat Yam, Israel Posts: 1,580
Money: 1,942 Last Online: 12-03-2008 09:34 PM My Mood:  | Re: Jew Jokes
I don't get offended easily, and I didn't get offended at these joke, I just think they're not funny xD | |
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10-30-2008, 01:04 AM
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Name: Mike Gender: Male Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 365
Money: 1,410 Last Online: Today 05:59 AM My Mood:  | Re: Jew Jokes
"How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a penny in it"
made me chuckle | |
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10-30-2008, 04:42 AM
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Name: Serge! Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 229
Money: 784 Last Online: 12-19-2008 08:21 AM | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by Capt Sasha
Disclaimer: This is intended to be a laugh, no offence intended. If you find some of the points too true to be considered a joke, I'm afraid you have to learn to laugh at yourselves.
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yeah man, that swastika in your avatar is a joke too, right? | |
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10-30-2008, 06:58 AM
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Name: Maria Gender: Female Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 293
Money: -575 Last Online: 12-17-2008 06:09 AM | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by NYKid=] yeah man, that swastika in your avatar is a joke too, right? | That isn't a swastika, it's a religious symbol. It was a religious symbol long before the nazis adopted it.
And I don't think these jokes are offensive at all, they clearly aren't meant that way. people tell plenty of sexist, anti-american etc jokes on this forum and they're not taken seriously, what's different about these? | |
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10-30-2008, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,044
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lol
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10-30-2008, 03:01 PM
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| | Da Septic Idiotaffenger
Name: Protector of Mankind Gender: Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Yurop Posts: 11,225
Money: 19,708 | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by NYKid=] yeah man, that swastika in your avatar is a joke too, right? | That is a cultural symbol. Stupid of you not to recognise it.
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10-31-2008, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 448
Money: 2,239 | Re: Jew Jokes
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Originally Posted by lilMaria That isn't a swastika, it's a religious symbol. It was a religious symbol long before the nazis adopted it. | That is a swastika. The Nazis adopted the name as well. | |
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