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10-29-2008, 02:07 PM
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Name: Protector of Mankind Gender: Male Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Yurop Posts: 11,222
Money: 19,702 | Americans vs Japanese An American company and a Japanese company decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practised hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they both felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile.
Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action.
The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering. After a half a year of study and millions spent analysing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team.
So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganised. The new structure: a steering director, three departmental steering managers, three steering sub-managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.
The next year, the Japanese won by two miles.
Humiliated, the American corporation fired the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a 25% bonus for discovering the problem.
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11-15-2008, 03:16 PM
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11-15-2008, 03:19 PM
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Name: Rebecca Gender: Female Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 224
Money: 839 Last Online: 12-29-2008 01:05 PM My Mood: | Re: Americans vs Japanese Gotta love Americans. |
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11-16-2008, 05:46 AM
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Name: Tony Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NYC Posts: 190
Money: 354 Last Online: 01-05-2009 01:55 AM My Mood: | Re: Americans vs Japanese ha  |
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11-16-2008, 11:50 AM
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Name: Luke Gender: Male Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: St. Louis, Missouri Posts: 545
Money: -4,932 Last Online: Today 06:10 AM | Re: Americans vs Japanese ....Yeah, uhh, that wasn't too funny of a joke.
Anyways, everybody knows you need a cheer supervisor to help keep the rower motivated, Duh
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11-16-2008, 02:49 PM
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Name: Reuben Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hamilton, New Zealand Posts: 147
Money: 844 Last Online: 01-01-2009 12:08 PM My Mood: | Re: Americans vs Japanese And the fact that the Japanese boat was 10 years more advanced then the American one helped too.
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11-16-2008, 06:47 PM
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Name: Ben Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: UK Posts: 10
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11-18-2008, 12:59 AM
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Name: Mayank Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: India Posts: 49,480
Money: 313,364 My Mood: | Re: Americans vs Japanese LMAO.
I cant stop laughing 
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11-20-2008, 05:03 PM
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