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Old 10-31-2008, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Women Are Complex Creatures

Funny reasons why men will NEVER fully understand women when it comes to dating and romance.


  • If you talk, she wants you to listen
  • If you listen, she wants you to talk.
  • If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
  • If you don't, you are not a man
  • If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
  • If you don't, you are good for nothing
  • If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
  • If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
  • If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
  • If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
  • If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
  • If you don't, you are a dull boy
  • If you are jealous, she says it's bad
  • If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
  • If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
  • If you don't, you are not understanding
  • If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
  • If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
  • If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
  • If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
  • If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
  • If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
  • If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
  • If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
  • If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
  • If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Women Are Complex Creatures

It's funny cos those ladies' boys don't have problem with any of those.
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Re: Women Are Complex Creatures

Most amusing.
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Re: Women Are Complex Creatures

It's funny, nobody understand women.
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Re: Women Are Complex Creatures

a man obviously wrote that piece of crap

but, woman like that should be shot.
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Re: Women Are Complex Creatures

I have to say most things on this list is true.
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