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10-31-2008, 11:43 AM
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Name: Will Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Goose Creek, SC Posts: 361
Money: 1,349 Last Online: 11-08-2008 08:56 AM | Women Are Complex Creatures Funny reasons why men will NEVER fully understand women when it comes to dating and romance. - If you talk, she wants you to listen
- If you listen, she wants you to talk.
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
- If you don't, you are not a man
- If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
- If you don't, you are good for nothing
- If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
- If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
- If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
- If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
- If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
- If you don't, you are a dull boy
- If you are jealous, she says it's bad
- If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
- If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
- If you don't, you are not understanding
- If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
- If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
- If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
- If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
- If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
- If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
- If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
- If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
- If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
- If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
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10-31-2008, 01:44 PM
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Gender: Male Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 537
Money: 3,027 Last Online: 06-06-2009 07:07 AM My Mood: | Re: Women Are Complex Creatures It's funny cos those ladies' boys don't have problem with any of those. |
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10-31-2008, 01:48 PM
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Name: The Queen Gender: Female Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Heaven Posts: 44
Money: 474 Last Online: 11-24-2009 03:50 PM | Re: Women Are Complex Creatures Most amusing.
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10-31-2008, 06:18 PM
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Name: Quentin Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 5
Money: 178 Last Online: 04-12-2009 04:30 PM | Re: Women Are Complex Creatures It's funny, nobody understand women. I abandoned a long time ago
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10-31-2008, 06:55 PM
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Gender: Female Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 7,297
Money: 6,740 Last Online: 02-20-2010 02:56 AM My Mood: | Re: Women Are Complex Creatures a man obviously wrote that piece of crap
but, woman like that should be shot. |
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10-31-2008, 10:18 PM
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Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: UK Posts: 7
Money: 166 Last Online: 10-31-2008 11:11 PM | Re: Women Are Complex Creatures I have to say most things on this list is true. |
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