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11-02-2008, 03:52 AM
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| | Teen Hut's Guardian Angel
Name: No man here carries with him...a label. Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wherever my hat is at the time. Posts: 10,561
Money: 11,034 Last Online: Today 05:46 PM My Mood:  | Make A Horse Cry
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5 So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves. The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see's the horse and the jar, this time it says: You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. COST $10 So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks "How did you do that?" The guy says "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!"
__________________ On pense ŕ vous, oů que vous soyez. Nous prions pour nos douleurs ŕ la fin, et nous espérons que nos coeurs mélange. Maintenant, je vais pas en avant pour réaliser ce souhait. Et qui sait: Démarrage d'un nouveau voyage mai de ne pas ętre si difficile, ou peut-ętre qu'elle a déjŕ commencé. Il ya beaucoup de monde, mais ils partagent le męme ciel - Un ciel, un destin. | 
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11-02-2008, 05:12 AM
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Name: Syke Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Here -----------> X Posts: 2,194
Money: 756 Last Online: Yesterday 07:53 AM My Mood:  | Re: Make A Horse Cry
LOL
Funny. | 
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11-02-2008, 05:22 AM
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Name: Ian Gender: Male Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: New York Posts: 423
Money: 874 Last Online: Today 09:16 AM My Mood:  | Re: Make A Horse Cry
haha funny | |
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11-02-2008, 05:41 AM
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Name: Dimi Gender: Male Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 195
Money: 626 Last Online: 01-03-2009 01:01 PM | Re: Make A Horse Cry
however...how would you talk to a horse?
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11-02-2008, 05:53 AM
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| | Teen Hut's Guardian Angel
Name: No man here carries with him...a label. Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wherever my hat is at the time. Posts: 10,561
Money: 11,034 Last Online: Today 05:46 PM My Mood: | Re: Make A Horse Cry
Don't sweat that
__________________ On pense ŕ vous, oů que vous soyez. Nous prions pour nos douleurs ŕ la fin, et nous espérons que nos coeurs mélange. Maintenant, je vais pas en avant pour réaliser ce souhait. Et qui sait: Démarrage d'un nouveau voyage mai de ne pas ętre si difficile, ou peut-ętre qu'elle a déjŕ commencé. Il ya beaucoup de monde, mais ils partagent le męme ciel - Un ciel, un destin. | |
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11-03-2008, 01:54 AM
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Name: Ninja (no, srsly) Gender: Unsure Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In the closest sandbox. Posts: 82
Money: 430 Last Online: Yesterday 01:44 AM My Mood:  | Re: Make A Horse Cry
 x15
Haven't heard that one before, I laughed so hard. Haha.
__________________ Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
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11-03-2008, 01:55 AM
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| | VIP is for losers :]
Name: Carys Gender: Female Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: where it always rains Posts: 16,468
Money: 6,092 Last Online: Today 06:13 AM My Mood:  | Re: Make A Horse Cry
haha. | |
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11-03-2008, 01:56 AM
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| | Teen Hut's Guardian Angel
Name: No man here carries with him...a label. Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wherever my hat is at the time. Posts: 10,561
Money: 11,034 Last Online: Today 05:46 PM My Mood: | Re: Make A Horse Cry
It's so brilliant.
__________________ On pense ŕ vous, oů que vous soyez. Nous prions pour nos douleurs ŕ la fin, et nous espérons que nos coeurs mélange. Maintenant, je vais pas en avant pour réaliser ce souhait. Et qui sait: Démarrage d'un nouveau voyage mai de ne pas ętre si difficile, ou peut-ętre qu'elle a déjŕ commencé. Il ya beaucoup de monde, mais ils partagent le męme ciel - Un ciel, un destin. | |
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11-03-2008, 01:56 AM
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Name: Trevor Gender: Male Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Under your bed :) Posts: 9,820
Money: 13,402 My Mood:  | Re: Make A Horse Cry
lawl
__________________ After much research I have found out that WWII was merely an online game.
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I love her to bits... <33
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11-03-2008, 09:37 AM
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Name: Dimi Gender: Male Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 195
Money: 626 Last Online: 01-03-2009 01:01 PM | Re: Make A Horse Cry
you know something's wrong when your dick's bigger than the one of a horse.
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11-03-2008, 04:15 PM
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| | Teen Hut's Guardian Angel
Name: No man here carries with him...a label. Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wherever my hat is at the time. Posts: 10,561
Money: 11,034 Last Online: Today 05:46 PM My Mood: | Re: Make A Horse Cry
depends on how you think...
__________________ On pense ŕ vous, oů que vous soyez. Nous prions pour nos douleurs ŕ la fin, et nous espérons que nos coeurs mélange. Maintenant, je vais pas en avant pour réaliser ce souhait. Et qui sait: Démarrage d'un nouveau voyage mai de ne pas ętre si difficile, ou peut-ętre qu'elle a déjŕ commencé. Il ya beaucoup de monde, mais ils partagent le męme ciel - Un ciel, un destin. | |
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11-04-2008, 06:19 AM
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Name: Syke Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Here -----------> X Posts: 2,194
Money: 756 Last Online: Yesterday 07:53 AM My Mood: | Re: Make A Horse Cry
Always Makes Me Laugh! | |
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11-04-2008, 07:54 AM
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Name: Rachael Gender: Female Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bristol, England Posts: 1,713
Money: 6,386 Last Online: Today 09:53 AM My Mood:  | Re: Make A Horse Cry
It was a good joke but i never ever find jokes overly funny =/
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11-05-2008, 01:27 AM
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Name: Dell(Like the computer!) Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: California Posts: 115
Money: 592 Last Online: 01-04-2009 05:38 PM | Re: Make A Horse Cry
Ah I've seen that joke before, on the internetz. But the way he got the money was different.
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11-05-2008, 01:30 AM
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| | Teen Hut's Guardian Angel
Name: No man here carries with him...a label. Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wherever my hat is at the time. Posts: 10,561
Money: 11,034 Last Online: Today 05:46 PM My Mood: | Re: Make A Horse Cry
Yeah same for me. I heard before i found it.
__________________ On pense ŕ vous, oů que vous soyez. Nous prions pour nos douleurs ŕ la fin, et nous espérons que nos coeurs mélange. Maintenant, je vais pas en avant pour réaliser ce souhait. Et qui sait: Démarrage d'un nouveau voyage mai de ne pas ętre si difficile, ou peut-ętre qu'elle a déjŕ commencé. Il ya beaucoup de monde, mais ils partagent le męme ciel - Un ciel, un destin. | |
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