gay man was standing in front of a straight guy in line for a bathroom. Right before the gay guy goes in the stright one tells him not to jack-off in there. The gay guy says ok and goes in. When the gay guy is done he goes out and the stright guy goes in. He sees all this white stuff everywhere and yells "i told you not to jackoff in there!" The gay guy turns around and says "I didn't jack off, I farted!"