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Old 11-06-2008, 12:37 AM   #1
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how do u know if your taliban?

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:01 AM   #2
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

im jewish and i take offense
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

LMFAO. That was good.

@inspiration, Lighten up bro, i'm jewish too and that was funny yo
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Old 11-06-2008, 02:53 AM   #4
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

lolz I think this is good
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:00 AM   #5
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Haha.
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

Very funny. is this your own joke or copied if so who said this.
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:16 AM   #7
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

I copied this but im not saying who made it or where i got it from.
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Old 11-06-2008, 03:18 AM   #8
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

Someone text me this the other day, i considered posting it myself but worried it would offend people, it is funny though.
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

I didnt think any taliban would use this site hahaha
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

I didn't mean that hahaha, there might be people of the same religion.
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

Haha. I would laugh more, but uhh I am not smart enough to understand terrorist jokes.
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

i know i know haha
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Uhuh...
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

funny joke Dom
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Re: how do u know if your taliban?

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I didn't mean that hahaha, there might be people of the same religion.
i know i know haha
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