One evening a women comes home from work and sees her boyfriend blowdrying his cock, she asks
"why are you blowdrying your cock?"
her boyfriend then replies
"i'm warming up your dinner"

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In support for obama, african american women everywhere were shaving off there pubic hair. After obama won the election all the women cheered and shouted out NO MORE BUSH!

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Essex police reported a murder in england near the the river thames, they say the victim was wearing an arsenal top, pink nickers, a dildo stuck up his arse and a sock over his pecker.

The police removed the arsenal top incase it caused any embarrassment to his family.

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COMING SOON TO YOUR TV: As a result of the growing number of foreigners comeing to the UK we now have
"The immigrant channel"
with great shows such as:
Currynation Street,
Ahmed-Dale,
Bollyoaks,
Pakorama,
Middle Eastenders,
Britains Got Talibans,
You've Been Bombed,
Big Buddah,
Postman Pak
I'm A Immigrant Get Me Into Here,
Black Peter,
And for our Israeli friends, Scooby Jew.

lol scoopy jew

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lol

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IWTBWL

i cant stop laughing

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"COMING SOON TO YOUR TV: As a result of the growing number of foreigners comeing to the UK we now have
"The immigrant channel"
with great shows such as:
Currynation Street,
Ahmed-Dale,
Bollyoaks,
Pakorama,
Middle Eastenders,
Britains Got Talibans,
You've Been Bombed,
Big Buddah,
Postman Pak
I'm A Immigrant Get Me Into Here,
Black Peter,
And for our Israeli friends, Scooby Jew"


Hahahaha.

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Ha.

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Start up the gig, here comes the pig. Look at Trev's toe it started to glow. What will the trick be? Don't let that pig pee.

Hehe

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great ones there!