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Old 12-02-2008, 02:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Some funny line from the Simpsons

Bart is talking with a scientist who has a machine that can foresee the future.
He is depressed after his girlfriend left him.

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"You will meet one in hospital bed when you are 80. You die 1 minute later"
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Re: Some funny line from the Simpsons

Gotta love The Simpsons. Still on after 20 years.
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30 years isn't it??/
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Re: Some funny line from the Simpsons

I think the series has only been on for about 20, because I'm pretty sure the series isn't older than I am.
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I think the series has only been on for about 20, because I'm pretty sure the series isn't older than I am.
The Simpsons appeared on FOX starting at around the Christmas of 1989.
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Haha.

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The Simpsons appeared on FOX starting at around the Christmas of 1989.
Cool. It's almost exactly 20.
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Re: Some funny line from the Simpsons

Haha, wow
that's so funny.
but it's also mean :\
haha
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Re: Some funny line from the Simpsons

I mean, dont get me wrong here - Simpsons = Funny! But isnt the jokes getting a little bit repeitive, very soft humour, very predictable and as you watch it more and more you start to loose interest in it?

Cause i think the humour just doesnt have the same affect on as it once did, sometimes i can go a couple of episodes without laughing :-/.

Is this happening to everyone or Im i the only one?
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Yes it's getting old. We need new TV shows that kick some serious ass.
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Re: Some funny line from the Simpsons

like family guy (: funniet.
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Grandpa: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!"

Hahaha.
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Re: Some funny line from the Simpsons

Homer's building a barbeque and tips the stuff into the concrete

Homer: "Argh! English instrustions ruined... Must use french side.... Le Grille? What the hell is that ?!?!?!"

Hahahaha best. line. ever.
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yeah! love them!
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