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Old 04-25-2009, 06:06 PM   #1
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Talking Advantage of a cucumber

1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
4. Cucumbers don't get too excited.
5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie.
12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat.
13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds.
15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
17. A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
18. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
19. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
20. With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
21. Cucumbers can handle rejection.
22. Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
23. Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.
24. Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
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Old 04-25-2009, 07:11 PM   #2
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

lol
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

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Old 04-26-2009, 02:44 PM   #4
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

1. You can't talk to a cucumber when you're lonely.
2. You can't love a cucumber.
3. A cucumber can't love YOU.
4. A cucumber doesn't take care of you when you're sick.
5. A cucumber doesn't make you feel better (in a non-sexual way) when you're depressed.
6. A cucumber can't drive you.
7. A cucumber won't take you on a date.
8. A cucumber can't be your "Sugga Daddy"
9. You can't have any children or share a life with a cucumber.

Etc....
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Old 04-26-2009, 02:47 PM   #5
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

Err... No
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

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1. You can't talk to a cucumber when you're lonely.
2. You can't love a cucumber.
3. A cucumber can't love YOU.
4. A cucumber doesn't take care of you when you're sick.
5. A cucumber doesn't make you feel better (in a non-sexual way) when you're depressed.
6. A cucumber can't drive you.
7. A cucumber won't take you on a date.
8. A cucumber can't be your "Sugga Daddy"
9. You can't have any children or share a life with a cucumber.

Etc....
I was gonna do that. xD
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

rofl
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

I imagen Shrek's dick looks like a cucumber.. is that an advantage or disadvantage?
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

Omfg...I loled at the Shrek comment.

Cucumbers don't lick or finger you.
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

Love it.
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I imagen Shrek's dick looks like a cucumber.. is that an advantage or disadvantage?
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orly? XD
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Re: Advantage of a cucumber

No, it's probably just like a pickle.
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lol very nice
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