Baby Jokes (not the cute kind)

jibjib106 · 10-09-2009, 02:10 AM

Whats pink and turns red at the flick of a switch?

A baby in a blender.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't pick a bowling ball up with a pitch fork.

What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole.

Heather · 10-09-2009, 02:38 AM

Those arent funny.

Giggity · 10-09-2009, 02:50 AM

Quote:

(not the cute kind)

Do tell some 'cute baby jokes'

I honestly cant think of any

jibjib106 · 10-09-2009, 03:09 AM

Lol, me neither. I just didn't want people to come on here expecting something about how adorable they are and end up with..well that.

And Heatherbby, each to their own I guess. Sorry I did not amuse you

DamnImGood · 10-09-2009, 11:44 PM

What's red, white and hangs from a telephone wire?

A baby shot through a snowblower.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Slyguy7 · 10-11-2009, 10:07 AM

Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?

To see the expression on their face.

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How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off it's head.

How do you know when a baby is dead?

The dog plays with it more.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby tied to a fan with a punctured lung.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around the floor in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline ans spinning him around at 200mph?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than stapling babies to the wall?

Ripping them off again.