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11-07-2009, 06:10 AM
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Name: Rick Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: GA Posts: 46
Money: 463 Last Online: 11-07-2009 12:34 PM My Mood:  | Got any Duck Food?
A duck walks into a bar and asks the keep
"Got any duck food?"
The barkeep says no and the duck leaves
The next day the duck walks in and asks
"Got any duck food?"
The barkeep gets angry and says
"No! I don't have duck food!"
The next day the duck walks in and says
"Got any duck food?"
The keep gets even angrier and says
"No! I have no bloody duck food! Ask me that again and I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the duck walks in and asks
"Got any nails?"
The keep says
"No..."
The duck looks at him and says
"Okay then... Got any duck food?" | 
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11-07-2009, 06:12 AM
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Name: Wyatt Gender: Male Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 5,416
Money: 1,789 Last Online: 12-04-2009 09:51 AM My Mood: | Re: Got any Duck Food?
haha
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11-07-2009, 06:21 PM
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Name: Jack Gender: Male Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,453
Money: 24,232 Last Online: 02-15-2010 04:24 PM | Re: Got any Duck Food?
Lol! Brilliant! | |
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11-09-2009, 07:30 AM
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Name: Tiffany Gender: Female Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: USA Posts: 39
Money: 295 Last Online: 11-18-2009 03:33 AM | Re: Got any Duck Food?
lol. 
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11-09-2009, 10:04 AM
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Name: |\/| /-\ }{ Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Germany, Sachsen-Anhalt Posts: 2,115
Money: 16,744 Last Online: 03-07-2010 09:28 AM My Mood:  | Re: Got any Duck Food?
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11-09-2009, 11:43 AM
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Name: Willis Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Behind you with a knife Posts: 1,618
Money: 3,606 Last Online: 02-20-2010 03:29 AM | Re: Got any Duck Food?
lol | |
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11-12-2009, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 32
Money: 280 Last Online: 12-31-2009 08:50 AM | Re: Got any Duck Food?
LOL... good one | |
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