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11-11-2009, 09:54 AM
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Name: Kristopher Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Teen Sexuality Posts: 290
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1. When Chuck Norris left the Virgin Islands, the citizens then called it The Islands.
2. When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please."
And so on..... (please contribute if you have more) | 
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11-11-2009, 02:31 PM
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Name: Doctor Dangle Von Doolittle Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: California Posts: 2,011
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Did you even get his permission to make this topic?
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11-11-2009, 03:52 PM
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Name: Amy Gender: Female Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England. Posts: 992
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they really suck. | 
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11-11-2009, 04:00 PM
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chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
>.>
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11-11-2009, 04:04 PM
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Name: Hamza Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pakistan Posts: 9,964
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11-11-2009, 11:19 PM
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I can't stand Chuck Norris jokes anymore; they've run their course. That said, though, the only one I like is, "Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass. He stands in his yard and dares it to grow".
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11-12-2009, 07:30 AM
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Name: Wyatt Gender: Male Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 5,416
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B*tch  chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
>.> |  I haven't heard that one 
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11-12-2009, 01:21 PM
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Name: Sierra Gender: Female Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: British Columbia Canada Posts: 356
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero?
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11-12-2009, 01:39 PM
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Name: Willis Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Behind you with a knife Posts: 1,618
Money: 3,603 Last Online: 02-20-2010 03:29 AM | Re: Bad Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars, Chuck has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one laiz potato chip.
Chuck Norris can set an ant on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Some Kids piss their name in snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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11-13-2009, 06:57 AM
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Name: Conner Gender: Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 34
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits!
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries!
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did!
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11-15-2009, 12:57 PM
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Name: Dimi Gender: Male Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 886
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When Chuck Norris farts, worlds crumble.
Chuck Norris can kill with his thoughts.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to shower, his skin kills all the bacteria.
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11-25-2009, 01:46 AM
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Name: Dah-Knee. Gender: Male Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Kings Town upon the river Hull. Posts: 973
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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago.
Death is just too afraid to tell him.
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11-26-2009, 06:29 AM
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Name: Trey McDeane Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 64
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Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
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11-28-2009, 04:13 AM
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Name: Brandon Gender: Male Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: In da woods Posts: 1,942
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chuck norris kicked a horse in the chin and now it's called a giraffe. | |
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11-28-2009, 04:29 AM
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Name: Trey McDeane Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 64
Money: 531 Last Online: 01-23-2010 10:38 PM | Re: Bad Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick himself... while sitting down.
Chuck Norris sat in a La Z Boy armchair... now it's called the La Z Man
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