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Old 11-30-2009, 03:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Two tough questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the
facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

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ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler!


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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what thaa fuckkk
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha love this joke. i have it printed out from last year.
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Old but good
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Re: Two tough questions

I actually chose B, because he sounded laid back.. And oh well, I'll live without Beethoven.
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No and C.

Beethoven and Hitler! What a combo.
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Re: Two tough questions

my history teacher told us this
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woooo!! i voted churchill in and saved beethoven
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That's quite scary :O
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