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11-30-2009, 02:11 PM
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Money: 481 Last Online: 06-25-2010 02:07 AM | Two tough questions Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the
facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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ANSWERS
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler!
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. |
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12-01-2009, 07:37 AM
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Name: julie<3 Gender: Female Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 886
Money: 3,265 Last Online: 05-28-2010 09:46 AM My Mood: | Re: Two tough questions what thaa fuckkk
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12-01-2009, 10:54 AM
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Name: Joey Demyan Gender: Male Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Avondale, Arizona Posts: 515
Money: 2,351 Last Online: 06-04-2010 02:23 PM | Re: Two tough questions haha love this joke. i have it printed out from last year. |
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12-02-2009, 11:18 AM
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Money: 1,033 Last Online: 07-02-2010 04:14 AM My Mood: | Re: Two tough questions Old but good |
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12-03-2009, 01:29 PM
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Name: Wyatt Gender: Male Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Utah Posts: 7,080
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12-03-2009, 10:53 PM
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Name: Derek Gender: Male Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,395
Money: 7,927 Last Online: 06-22-2010 06:35 PM My Mood: | Re: Two tough questions Sieg heil!
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01-03-2010, 08:33 PM
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Name: Mmm Gender: Male Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: UK Posts: 3,130
Money: 2,650 Last Online: 09-06-2010 05:23 AM My Mood: | Re: Two tough questions I actually chose B, because he sounded laid back.. And oh well, I'll live without Beethoven. |
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01-04-2010, 04:14 AM
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Gender: Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 663
Money: 2,077 Last Online: 03-22-2010 09:43 AM | Re: Two tough questions No and C.
Beethoven and Hitler! What a combo. |
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01-04-2010, 11:52 PM
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Name: Tayyab Gender: Female Join Date: May 2008 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,011
Money: 67,190 Last Online: 08-25-2010 08:18 PM My Mood: | Re: Two tough questions eh?
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01-18-2010, 02:46 PM
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Money: 381 Last Online: 03-11-2010 07:11 AM | Re: Two tough questions my history teacher told us this |
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01-18-2010, 03:07 PM
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Name: Ben Gender: Male Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 771
Money: 3,903 Last Online: 09-03-2010 04:46 AM My Mood: | Re: Two tough questions woooo!! i voted churchill in and saved beethoven
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01-18-2010, 08:59 PM
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01-19-2010, 11:18 AM
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