05-13-2006, 03:12 AM
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Knock Knock Jokes
This is the only joke I can remember but I have tons more over there...
1) Knock knock,
No need to cry it's just a joke.
2) Knock knock,
General Lee who?
Generally I don't tell jokes.
3) Knock knock,
Justin the neighbourhood to say Hi!
4) Knock knock,
Your mom who?
You don't know who your mom is?
5) Knock knock,
To be, or not to be. That is the question!
6) Knock knock,
Beautiful and young, fucked up and trashy
Drinking, Fighting, and keeping it classy
Synthetic rockstar stars of the generation
Surgeon general warning violation
Dragged through the mud, kicked in the dirt
Put my name in the lights, so bright that it hurts
I am but a beast, dancing's how I feed
Beat that pussy to the ground, like a cleaver to the meat