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Heavens! By the gods, I have never been so badly treated! I demand that you cease these inflammatory insults against my personal honour lest I take great offense and respond in kind. Just so that you are able to understand the utter credibility of my threats I shall give you a taste of my utterly venomous insults. You are a mean mean mean and immensely rude person so much so that I may consider ignoring your future comment! Ha, what do you think of this? Insulting no? Although, perhaps, i think …

What no! Any half silly person can understand that I am saying this from the point of view of a fellow in BIzzaro World, ergo instead of I am a troll, I have been saying that I am not a troll. To clarify, I am making this particular post from the point of view of a non-bizzaro world person.

Quote from TheFunkyBunch: “You'll be looking for days. Because you use big words and think that you have a more superior outlook on everything than the evil commies and bleeding heart liberals, as you would say, doesn't mean you're intelligent. You are indeed either a troll or a severely misguided soul. Either way, I'm going to break down all of your posts, in all of their ridiculously stupid glory until you admit it.” On further analysis, you make a dashingly good point. My vocabulary does seem…

GOD IS REAL! I visited with him the other day. Quite an interesting story, in fact. Following a painful operation, and some anesthesia, I was suffering from a great deal of pain. To alleviate said pain, I took a combination of pain killers, alcohol and rode a twirling ride at a local amusement park. Later that day, at home, I had a visit from him while I was watching the telly in the living room. I was rather flabbergasted. But nevertheless, this meeting has reaffirmed his existence to me and on…

Troll! I shudder at this declaration. I am no more a troll than the sun is a large ball composed mainly of hydrogen which is engaged in the process of thermonuclear fusion thus releasing large amounts of energy and producing large amounts of Helium and is responsible, later in its life, for the production of heavier elements such as carbon, oxygen, Iron Uranium and the like.

I am surprised and utterly insulted that you have derived such a large and completely incorrect impression of my being. I hold no elitist values of myself and I am sure that every one of my posts can testify to the fact that I have never said that I am superior to anyone else. Now, I must ask your patience and reason to review the facts presented and hold me scrupulously and determine, once and for all, that I am not a troll!

I have decided to break away from my conventional update on news and tell a horror story. But I must entreat you all, it is a horror story of such utter horror and horrible anti-magnificance that anyone who reads it is liable to cower in fear and lapse into a sort of mentally compromised state induced by feelings of utter dread, discomfort and hopelessness. But having been warned, I am sure only the stout of heart and mind will venture a few lines forward to read this terribly ghastly tale. It w…

I have found evidence, some apparent and some subtle, that there is a general consensus that I am a troll of some sort or another. Some have even resorted to slurs against my impeccable honor, calling me things like "moron" or "stupid" or even "troll". Well, in the hopes that I may inform the people of this forum, I am not a troll. I am just another person with an opinion, and following in the vein of so many, I am not shy with sharing it. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, my posts ar…

Both those reasons are good reasons. And I shall spend a day in church before I hear you mock them so incredulously! Thought it is ironic, American politics are largely driven not by individual voter choice but by which candidate takes the center stage, or rather, which candidate your friends will vote for and for whom is voting cool. Rather odd that you would condemn a tradition so proudly upheld in both the choosing and hating of candidates.

This thread is about providing world wide news to the readers. You have my utter assurance that everything provided is the full, unabridged and unglorified truth. It is under no circumstance a lie.

Quote from seth556: “Why would go to war with all those places? We aren't going to war with Iraq just to be at war. We are there to stop terrorists and make it peaceful. To calm their civil war. Which is more than just between themselves. They want to destroy us as well.” Why go to war with all these places? Why not?! They are terrorists too as well as liberals. That compounds their danger. There must be war with these devils. After all, the terrorists in these regions hate us and the liberals a…

Yes, we need more of that! Are you so daft that you do not realize support when you hear it? Oh, I understand you think I am being sarcastic... Well I can put your mind to ease, I am being entirely truthful and serious.

Weirdo?! Well I have never been so utterly insulted. You can be sure that I shall harbor a grudge against you for some time to come.

Quote from FutureNavyMan08: “Clinton is a socialist. She'll never get the party nomination for the democrats. Why? Because the democratic party is not suicidal. And yes, I'm back.” Oh, I knew it! She always sounded socialist to me. Even her husband, she is a socialist too! Horrible. The Reds are Coming!!! We ought to militarize the elections! Cast away the voting power of any leftist voters and then we will be safe from those tricky, subversive socialists. In fact, we ought to put Hillary and he…

Well said! Nothing makes the world a better place than some well-planned war and conflict. I shudder to think what it would be like if there was peace for any significant period of time on the part of the US.. Think of it! The horror! We would turn into those blasphemous, wussy, hippie Europeans and then what? Becoming French is not far off. To counteract the evil of Europafication, we must have more wars and elect more Bushs. I suggest a movement for a war with Iran, Pakistan, India, Venezuela …

Do you mock me sir? I daresay I find such behavior appalling! I speak only with the greatest truth and sincerity! This is indeed one of my supernatural powers. I can also make the sun rise by opening the curtains in the morning. I would like to see your haughty person make mockery of that!

Bush, you mean that daft turnip of a man in office for 8 years? Oh, of course I supported him. You know what they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and what better way to miss the relatively good years of Clinton than to support that vegetable.

Oh Yes Of Course They Are Real. I learned one of mine a few weeks ago. I have the ability, when possessing an answer key, to score a perfect on any and all tests I take. If that is not proof, what is?

Gay People?! Horrid! They are the leading cause of death of religious people, or so I hear. I heard of a priest once who hated gay people, ten years later when he ran through a busy intersection trying to get away from a gay pride rally, he was brutally run over by the many cars in the intersection. There can be no doubt about it, gay people cause you to be run over. Thus there is only one conclusion, that they are evil! Following in this vein, absolutely no Ancient Greeks that have had contact …

Conflicts? What conflicts. I am ignorant of any conflicts perpetrated by religious themes. I think you may need a slight review of your history, both of the world and of this forum. Religion, if anything, is the greatest cause of peace, harmony and mutual understanding. It has put an end to conflicts all over the world! Conflict and religion are as far apart as... two very very distant and far apart things.