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what the fuck.....you guys putting peanut butter on your cocks to get the dog to lick it off.......WTF is wrong with you all?? just go and get your self a fleshlight to jerk off with...for fucks sake....

Quote from browneyez: “...um...okayyy...i'm kinda scared now...” awwwwww... just kiddin:wink::hugs::)

browneyez,,,,,,,I got some good porn for ya....real good....:D

well looking at the poll ,,seems like alot of peeps want me to post it on myspace,well infact I did post an edited version with music inplace of the sound.... I told her about it and it seems that she doesn't care what I do with them now... I think it kinda turns her on to know that someone else might be watching... well if anyone is interested in the link let me know either PM or here and Ill send it :eek:

If it smells like fish,it's a good dish..... If it smells like cologne,LEAVE IT ALONE

get your self a "flesh light" lol:D:wink:

browneyez, your boobs are perfect.... yeah some guys like em small but me personally,Im a titman... and your boobies are just right so don't knock yourself...;)

CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer - Oct. 2, 2003 here's a good excuse to get her to swallow..:D:):wink:;):rolleyes::D:cool:

no its not you dick...

I had sex with this girl once I met at a bar b Q out in the woods.... it was good sex....:cool: then a few days later my package began to itch,it drove me nutz! then I find these little bugs on my pubes :eek: ....man was I pissed off...:mad: I told my dad, he said you got crabs! :(and told me to shave off the hair,I did and it got rid of the crabs.. but when the hair grew back,it was driving me crazy.. :o I swore I'd never do it again, (shave)so now I just trim it up:D.

its not stitched back up....... my shaft is smoooth!:wink:

WTF?:confused:

Quote from Adramlech: “I'd consider myself very well endowed and have never had a problem with having sex, i've had sex with virgins a few times and it's just down to control if your well endowed and their unexperienced? don't put it all in! Once a woman has been "stretched" it can feel great. Not one for posting my actual size as theres alot of nay sayers :)” I agree 100%

PM me your vid and Ill PM you the one I made:D:wink: aint it great making a porn vid!

man o man...all this talk about blow jobs....I WANT 1 NOW!!!!:D you ladies that make you B/F cum in 5 minutes.... thats good head period... DAMN...... I want 1 NOW!!!!!:rolleyes::o

stop jerkin off for a week till it heals,then when you do jerk ya dick,use some baby oil or KY or some shit... heck throw one of your "tube socks" on it and jerk it through that:wink::);):D:rolleyes::cool:

Pile Drive position:D she likes it nice and deep,and it gives me full controll how far I slide it in....:wink: get her on the corner of the bed,put a few pillows in between the matress and the box spring,so she is up at the correct height, and start drilling....:cool:

Quote from hheartstrongg: “oh my god. not funny. sorry dude.” Im just sayin it like it is hun:cool:

well if your gonna double team the girl....sure as long as your gonads don't touch his while she's taking it in both holes....:lol:

Happy Valentines day! ... would you be MY valentine? lol