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  • Quote from ANTI CONDOM: “ I disagree. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is ANTI CONDOM. And I have been with a lot of broads. Most of the girls I have dealt with have approached me and literally chased after me like a race car. And I love it. All girls love me. It must be the good looks and the charisma. And plus the ride I have. Either way, broads keep coming. So maybe you are not that good looking enough. Tootles. Are you a girl or a guy?” I don't know whether to take this as a joke or fee…

  • I'm fed up of every guy on the block saying not bothering with girls and they will come to you. Thats just bull shit because anyone with half a brain cell knows that no girl will chase after a guy unless he is a celebrity. Any other views on the fact that girls will not chase after guys unless they are totally not your type haha.

  • Re: Changing my name?

    22J2 - - General Advice

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    Thats what I mean with you guys and your friends being called David and Timothy instead of their real names, but I'm assuming they would book flights etc with their real name? I would like to call myself Sawyer instead of my real name.

  • Changing my name?

    22J2 - - General Advice

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    I'm thinking of changing my name, not permantly but I know people who've done this were there birth names were, lets say for the sake of argument ... Jim Marley. They didn't like this name, so he introduced himself to people by calling him by another name like John? Is there anyone who does this?

  • Re: Perfect date..

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    Fucking suma suit fighting!

  • Re: 6 weeks now (;

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    Quote from Izzie :): “It's only six weeks .. :P” The most I can fucking commit to is probably 3 max!

  • Re: help! sleepover gone bad

    22J2 - - LGBT

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    Jesus, fucking, Christ, Mary and Jehovah Witness'.... You must've been completely fucking fucked off your facceee!! If you were that wasted do you not think he would not remember, but you should talk to him about it really.

  • Re: I think she Came..

    22J2 - - Teen Sexuality

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    Two words. Fucking ask.

  • Re: my friend

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    Maybe he is fucking right about the college thing and being away from each other. Maybe he wants to score more and not be tied to a relationship? Who the clean fuck knows? Only way to find out is asking him... For a fucking guy not going to go out with a girl whos older than him is weird. I love going out with girls older than me, fuck! Anyway, from the swimming pool thing, sounds like he is in a daze and doesn't know what the fuck he wants to be honest.

  • Quote from I am McLovin!: “Drop your pen or book near her and hope she picks it up, say thanks and then carry on talking.” If you go for this, try not make it fucking obvious. Whenever I was at school there was a kid trying this in front of me and I couldn't stop laughing... But anyway. Use eye contact if your a shy person, once you get talking it should be ok.

  • Re: What to do?

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    Grow a fucking set of balls and ask her out. If you like her that much that is! Whats the worst that can come out of it? No, sorry I prefer us staying friends. Or her saying, yes, I'd like to go out.

  • Re: 6 weeks now (;

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    Congratulations. I don't know how you could do it!

  • Re: @ The Beach

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    From my experience and getting with girls is... Go out with a 'I don't want to pull any girls' kind of frame in my mind.

  • Re: problems with my brother?

    22J2 - - General Advice

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    I'd imagine this is more than phase. I have an older sister but I would never have the nerve to do half the things your brother does.... I may look at my sister but its normally pondering what the fuck are you wearing? lol! You really need to sort this out because this could grow into bigger things... he could grope other girls etc....

  • I haven't gone out with a girl in like 4 years ... I really want to, but I think the main reason to why I haven't is because my mum and dad would like me to come home with a perfect girl etc, like my brothers did. I think I've lost all confidence in myself after my last relationship which lasted only a few weeks because she dumped me via text and I had the balls to ask her out to her face. Plus my standards of a girl are pretty high, but not high high ... I just don't think any girls are interes…

  • My life has been wasted

    22J2 - - General Advice

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    i look back on it and ive totally wsted my life i left school when i was in year 12 i workedfor my dad in his shop but i nev got long wif the guy who managed it so i left it thinkin i could get a job somewhere else i have never got a job since i left, this was months ago that i left and dont wanna go bac 2 my dad either im not smart, i didnt exctly try to revise in school but i never was smart but my mum always believed in me n kept sayin dat i was smart but i know myself that i dont have brains…

  • can't keep it down (GUYS ONLY)

    22J2 - - Teen Sexuality

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    Like some guys have problems keeping it up, i'm the total opposite.. I guess i'm just a really horny guy. if im at a party and theres girl around and they are just touching and feeling around your body like flirting im semi up... im just a horny bastard... any tips on how the fuck to keep my bad boy down?

  • I started talking to this girl, she was alright... knew her from a few friends. ANYWAY. Started talking to her, every so often on FB... then she started to not really reply to me which confused me because I never said anything offensive. Stopped talking to her for a while, then started again then this time she accused me of deleting her off my msn. I checked my msn, her msn was never even added on my account. Told her, she got pissed off so I then said whatever, tried to explain to her but she w…

  • Weekend party

    22J2 - - Dating and Relationship Advice

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    hey guys, at the weekend there is a party at bar in my local city. loads of girls i know r going there. i was just wondering should i just play the simple reply conversation with girls and not seem desperate? it seems most of the dicks get girls easier than the "nice'' guys do...

  • Re: Anal Fingering?

    22J2 - - Teen Sexuality

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    are you doing it to yourself...?