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My most depressing moment was when I realised that for the past year I'd been living a lie.

Rofl, me and my friends like to play a game called "Taunt the Paedophile". Girls can play but its more effective with just guys. It goes as follows: 1) Sign on to any kind of chat room. 2) Give yourselves a girly and flirty kind of name. 3) Ask for "hot guys to pm me". 4) Play along with the cybery sexery. 5) When the man insists he's coming, suddenly type, "DUDE YOU JUST JACKED OFF CUZ OF A GUY!" then log out immediately. It's quite funny to see how many times you can trick the same person XD

Quote from emoguy: “i find it a major turn on for a girl to take control, bt i have my limits cuz my ex acted like a mother instead of a gf nd that scared me” Roflmao now THAT'S a scenario I'd like to see... *in the middle of stripping for sex* *girlfriend stops emoguy* "What, what is it?" *girlfriend points at clothes lying scattered round the room* "Fold them. NOW." Hell yeah!

Quote from De Stijl: “hmmm...maybe they do this in the poor countries...ya know poverty struck ones...” Hell yeah, everyone knows poverty promotes incest... Beggars can't be choosers, after all. And in the winter they eat their young. True story.

God is an amalgamation of all the hopes and dreams of likeminded people; an avatar used to control the flow of thoughts into a single stream of consciousness.

First of all, welcome to the forum. Secondly, the shyness is generally only applicable for the first girlfriend experience - after that, your self-confidence should shoot through the roof and eventually you'll be flirting away with ease. However, you first need to find a girl. Are there any girls in your school that you like?

Yes. It was the best christmas present ever! Thanks, mum! *gives thumbs up*

My friend, you have fallen prey to that terrible, emotionally crippling sensation many people get after being cheated on. It's scientific term is *mumble mumble* but in layman's terms its known as self-doubt. In 99% of cases the problem lies with the cheater, not with the cheated. So don't worry about it, your a fine looking young man, forget that bitch and go find someone who deserves you!

Butternut squash. ... *cringes*

Of course, it is easy for people to say "Oh my god, gross! No way!" when they themselves have never been put in that position before. Take, for example, siblings who were seperated at birth and adopted. Neither one knows the other exists. Through a bizarre twist of fate, aforementioned siblings meet. In situations like these, a strange condition known as "Genetic Sexual Attraction" may occur, in which the siblings feel attracted to one another, as their genes - being similar due to their being s…