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Wow. I don't understand why you are all so hostile. All I wanted were some people to relate to.

OMFG this is EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. I'm a GUY! My name is just one reason people don't respect me.

What do you mean who am I? You want a short story of my life?

Quote from Tony: “You haven't given us much information.” Here is some information: 1. When I was born THEY picked my name. I would not mind it, but they said my older sister picked it really. That is why my name is: Laurence. After her imaginary friend. I never had a say. Now do you understand why I think they don't respect me?

I don't understand why people on the internet treat me like garbage. Can you guys please tell me why? Thanks

Quote from Aunt Jemima: “Once again, let me pull that giant vibrating psychic wand out of my ass and answer that for you. How are we supposed to know? Maybe you killed your mom when you were born, maybe you smell, maybe you've got learning issues. There is absolutely no way to know. Most likely it's just your hormones.” Why would you say this to me? YOU don't respect me either.Why not?

The real reason is because when we are done we can turn it off. You don't have that luxury after sleeping with a real women. Getting a women off your desktop is a lot easier than kicking them out of your house after you had your way with them.

I don't understand why my own family treats me like garbage. Can you guys please tell me why? Thanks

Quote from Kiki93: “Hey guys wats up! There is a girl at school i really like and i'm not sure if she likes me. We talk at school alot and often find her looking at me, everyday she comes and gives me a kiss on the cheek. Once i got her inside the soccer team representing my state (which i work with the team btw) training session then we went out for lunch and spent a very long time talking, then when she went home, she hugged me but i could kinda tell she didn't want to let go. And during gym t…

Quote from ahrens: “Hi, Im a junior in college and live in a fraternity. Recently Ive started to hang out with this girl from a sorority and Im not exactly sure how to approach asking her out. Over the past 4 days shes come over evey day to hang out, and when shes not here she more or less texts me most of the day. Only problem i see is when shes over here she acts the same flirtyness with all the guys but for the most part hangs out with me in my room. And shes not a stereotypical sorority girl…

Quote from d4rr1ck92: “so i have a date tmrow wit this mad pretty girl, and im ive been thinking and stressing about it for the past few hours. any advice on how to calm down before and during the date? p.s when a girl tells you she wants to hook up, do you think it means just hook up for a night, or that she wants something more serious? thanks.” Dude just do some drugs to calm your nerves. Also act like your too cool to do anything and like you have something better to do the whole time your o…

Yeah you can make friends here. I'm like the most well known/ most liked guy around here. I started this site a few years back but then sold it when my popularity was cutting into my personal life. Now I just use this site to find random hook ups for the night when my usual hoes don't come through.

Quote from kerithecowgirl: “lol.were 16 and 17 but i just thought it would be fun cause ive never played it before. plus gives me an excuse to kiss him. lol. but im so shy around him! i get red in the face when he says something to me. how in the world do u expect me to just ask him?!” Offer him sex. He will show. Trust me.

I came to this thread hoping to find a picture of a fat chick with low self esteem, I'm now leaving VERY DISAPPOINTED.

Quote from nobody.: “832zv3q.png” THIS. He is right, she is going to harvest your dick so she can power her rocket ship to get back to Omaclan I 8.

Quote from mandasx12: “Okay. i reeeally need a guys point of view on this. i hooked up with this kid in the summer and we had a good time. i gave him a hand job and he fingered me. he even told me that night that he had a great time. well, the next day i texted him. no response. and then his guy friend starts telling my girl friend how he "played me" and how he was telling all his guy friends what we did. so, once i heard about that i was so pissed off. i sent him a text saying fuck you. all he …

Quote from gigitty: “Or ya know you can just get a girlfriend... Why get a teacher to fuck you? You risking both her career and being suspended =O” LOL what are you gay? You wouldn't fuck a hot teacher because you might get suspended? And what does her career have to do with you? Your just using her for the sex and to get a good grade. And why can't you have a girlfriend and fuck your social studies teacher on the side? Your a pretty smart guy MOST of the time man, but what you wrote don't make …

Quote from xXBURNXx: “Okay i have huge problems with females.I am convinced everyone of them I meet are going to try to hurt me or just put me through bullshit.I know why I have this problem it comes from my terrible fucking relationship with my mom.I'm not gonna get into that though.I'm friends with a few girls.I can tolerate very few girls.For some reason they just piss me off.I'm nervous around girls.Not because I'm insecure about my looks or my personality,But because I am convinced they wil…

Quote from captain_kurenai: “My boyfriend is 19 and he has a collection of peep plushies in his room I think it's absolutely adorable and he semi cuddles them (they vary in size and most are too small for his arms XD) A lot of people may find it weird that you cuddle it, but personally I have no problem with that. I mean, my boyfriend cuddles plushies, but he cuddles with me too and that's all that matters :3” Get out now before he breaks your heart. He is obviously gay.

No not at all. What is funnier is how you didn't pick up on her hints. 1. She goes and lies down on your bed : she wants you to bone her 2. She took the covers off your bed : obviously wants you to bone her 3. She talked about cuddling : very obvious she wants you to bone her/cuddle Next time you see her apologize you acted so weird and give her a slap on the ass.