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well thanks darlin, I try

We were doing the deed one night on the couch and just as I shot my load into the condom, her mom walked into the room, she jumped off while I covered myself up with a pillow, her mom didn't figure out what we were doing but when she went back to bed, we couldn't find the damn condom, still don't know where the damn thing went to, we looked all over the place, ripped all the seats off the couch and dug around in the back and down the sides etc, found like $1.27 in change so not a complete loss b…

Did you say 19 years old or 19 months old, for 19 months ,then I'd say your dick is average size, for 19 years I'd say you need to crawl back into the womb and finish cooking.. Seriously dude, my pinky is bigger than that so you may want to seriously consider a sex change operation, from what you describe it sounds like you have an average size clit....

I knew it was full of shit form the git go, but it was compelling enough to keep me reading till the end. I needed a good laugh today anyway so even though it s BS story I appreciate the effort and the laugh...

do you have a close friend that you can practice with, either male or female but make it clear that it's only to help you get over your hang ups and that it's not to go any further. I've had girls that were friends that asked me to help with similar things in the past and it always went well for both of us.

Actually it's not always that uncomfortable, one time I was walking and got a boner and the way it was caught in my undies it was getting stroked as I walked and it was awesome, every step I took was a stroke and finally I blew a load while I was walking. Never been able to re create that but if I could I'd be a walking fool, it was truly bizzare and awesome at the same time. Best I can figure for a female to experience this would be kind of like you getting very aroused with an extra tight bra …

MVP is kind our resident bufoon, every post is about his dislike for condoms, probably bcoz he's actually never had sex or bcoz his dick is too limp to actually get the job done with a condom on. I mean I hate them too but not enough not to use them when it's appropriate. MVP really has a minimal grasp on reality.

you are 1 ignorant douche if you believe that swallowing or taking facial makes you a whore, where did you get your sex ed?

ya know that's why god invented mouths and asses, someplace to stick our cocks when you are on the rag, I for one do not appreciate blood on my cock, so swallow it or shit on it but don't bleed on it.

I really want SwimDarlingg to sit on my face, she is so hot.....

i'd lick them both in a heartbeat fuck all those stupid blonds i'll take an Asian and a black girl anytime.

And don't forget to lick your fingers clean when you are done, that will let he know that you found her fresh and clean, she may be very nervous about the taste and odor so reassure she tastes good. Don't be shocked if she asks you how you liked her pussy, the first time a virgin asked me that I was stunned and didn't exactly know what to say at first. I'm half joking here but actually she will need reassurance that you found the experience pleasant and that that she is normal down there so corn…

you missed my all time favorite my pecker

I don't know what's wrong with your BF, I'm getting a boner just looking at your pics.. Seriously though, try just a nice soft lingering kiss, that should do the trick everytime, as soft a kiss as you can possibly make it, works for me everytime.

i got drunk at a nude beach party and accidentally fell on a dildo someone left standing up in the sand, hurt like hell and I bled like a stuck hog...:eek:

anything bigger than yours.

leave the hair alone, makes for good dental floss...

Having her start her period and getting blood all over your fingers is right up there for me, nasty stuff, they only do that one time to me though cuz I just take the finger out of her snatch and jam it up the old Hershey hiway, after all I'm already lubed up.....

you just need a crew of fuck buddies that you can call into action when it happens, just find a safe place to sneak off to for a quickie and let him fuck the hell out f you until it goes away.

yeah and reddish is really not a good sign, if that happens, it's time to see the doctor (usually means dmage to the groin or nuts but could also mean kidney or bladder damage). ut white or clear or any shade of white or clear are normal, they will very depending on your diet.