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Quote from YoundAndReady13: “This is my first time posting so sorry if I put this in the wrong category :/, anyways I'm a 13 year old guy and a couple of days ago I learned that guys have a g-spot if you will in there ass that being a prostate so I've finger fucked my self the last couple of days with a condom on my finger to lesbian porn. Is that make me gay?? I love it when women dominate me and I want to be dildo fucked by a girl but am I homo?? Even when I normally masterbait I put something…

I'd paid for a good few abortions by age 8. Kids mature younger and younger nowdays.

Wank in the shower instead.

Foot fetish? Fuck off, I'm lucky to muster up 7 inches.

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Oh and trust me on this one, if you're going to take it, have a glass of ribena at the ready (must be ribena blackcurrant original). Don't ask any questions, just do it and thank me later

It's the sweetest shit ever if you can just do it now and again. It is extremely addictive though, that's the trouble. From what I've seen I would say it's second only to smack and coke in terms of addictiveness, although that could be in part due to it's easy availability. It's very chemically similar to ecstasy, I'm pretty sure they only classified it as a Class B narcotic as they don't yet have the necessary evidence to really prove anything about it, drug research takes years.

Quote from Muppy: “Yea but that's coke which is stronger and she did so much more than I have ever done of drone. A layer of skin has just been burnt away inside my nose and I was wondering if it would grow back? I went to the doctor and they said it's scratched inside and a bit inflamed but didn't say if the skin will repair.” Yeah I wasn't implying that was going to happen. Although it is definitely erosion of the septum, albeit to a much less degree As I said your nose should be fine, but sto…

Quote from Muppy: “When I go out sometimes to clubs I take mephedrone. I'm sure most people know what it is. If you don't it's a powder that is normally snorted, it give a euphoric feeling and I think I am rather addicted to it. After last night my nose is quite sore from chemical burn and part of the skin is eroded away inside. I was wondering if there is anyway the skin will replace itself? I'm really scared now.” Don't do mephedrone for starters. It's amazing shit but one of the most addictiv…

The human brain is the biggest erogenous zone of all. If you can tame it correctly, you can cum buckets. There's a variety of different software out there that logs your Internet usage then sends the list to a friend who can then monitor the list of sites you look at. Doesn't have to be a real life friend, I'm sure there's a few porn addiction support forums.

Quote from xNerRadx: “I guess you also have no fear either. You better hope no one decks you one day.” It's all about judging your audience

I hold everyone with equal contempt, race does not come into it. I couldn't care less if you're black, white or fucking rainbow coloured, I will offend you for the lulz, there are no boundaries with me.

Since when has there been more than one flavour of lemonade? I was under the impression that lemonade was lemon flavour.

Sounds like a good night to me.

I like short curvy girls.

Quote: “you still have school and stuff like that, right?what if you run into each other in the hallways or something?what are you like,supposed to do?” Nah I'm at University hundreds of miles away Assuming that was for me lol.

Quote from rrose1015: “How come you find it hard to be "just friends" with someone you like? Or an ex-lover or something? Weren't you friends before in the first place even before your relationship began?” Maybe it's because I'm 5 years older, stuff becomes more serious. Not trying to be patronising.

Quote from Anastasia Salikhova: “I think that the best thing to do would be to talk to the guy and quite simply say "I'd rather we just stay friends, for now at least". Then, after your exams, a couple of months later maybe, you can see if your friend still likes him. When they've gone off each other, then you can decide more clearly. ” Personally think that's a bad idea. Never leave someone hanging, unfortunately a lot of women do this. It gives the impression that you may be interested in the …

Eat 3 square meals. Try and eat 2000 calories per day, but make sure those calories come from healthy nutritious food, although a big mac now and again wouldn't really hurt. Hit the gym. I'm assuming you're a girl so you don't want to be too muscly etc. but some light weights will add bulk.