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Pat on the back. Bahah jk, bro hug.

Alright so remember that girl that completley broke up with me cuz of her mom? Well, like I said before, we are friends now and we are talking, and now I'm having a different problem with her. I I'M her all the time and she IM's me all the time, but this time it's different. Before she would have no problem holding a conversation with me, we would talk for hours upon hours. Now when I talk and give some stories or talk about my day, she gives me one word answers or the dull "hahahaha" response. …

Quote from Retch: “That makes you an asshole.” Eh, I can live. And I got Superchicks support! She said she had a bf! Rofl kidding

I had a dream of my ex gf touching herself in the most hot ways I could think of. So yes, I do find it hot.

Imma revive this thread cuz I love it haha. Well I have this booty call like 2 towns over, and when I'm hanging out with her she has a bf and I always convince her to blow me. And another time there was this girl who wanted my d the minute she saw me(I was nice back then, I had a gf and kindly refused), months later I ran into her at a movie theater and said "Fuck her bf I'm getting with her". And yeah. So if you didn't guess, I love getting with chicks who have bfs.

On my rug...rofl legit its like a white rug so you can't see shit. I'm that lazy.

So she decided to call me up today and say sorry. But I took half the blame and told her I understood everything. So right now we are on the phone talking, and I'm going to clarify where we stand by the time we hang up. I'm probably just going to be friends but hang out alot.

Haha, she has mentioned her moms a cunt and she doesn't really listen to her alot, so it bothers me that she listens about this. And plus with her she said her life was shit till I came, that everybody made fun of her and stuff(and I don't see why), but yeah. I planned to let things take its course and later down the road maybe visit the idea again.

Let me add a bit more detail. Me and her best friend talked and her best friend was telling me how she still loved me and cared for me and everything. I did nothing wrong, I'm 100% sure of it, she broke it off because what her mom told her and she agreed with what her mom told her. So I was asked, your just going to drop everything because you agreed with your mom? So I have this feeling that she still does like me and cares abotu me, but just pushed it to the side because of what her mom said t…

Alright so I started dating this girl a month ago and she was wanting to date me for the past year. I finally dated her to find out she is the best thing that has ever happened to me. We only dated for one month and everything went great. The last weekend we spent together could never have been more perfect. Then a week and a few days ago I get a text from her saying "We need to talk abotu us, I think I have to break up with you." So I asked her why and she said, "My mom thinks I'm too young". F…

Best: BJ from some chick who got so into it and yeah it ended up the way I thought was the hottest Worse: Almost having sex with this one girl, one step away and she asked if I had a condom. I didn't think I would get that far with her in a day. >_>

Quote from xNerRadx: “You might want to be careful with that because you'll never know if it'll end up on the internet for everyone to see. Of course I wouldn't mine but you mite.” Nope I don't mind.

My ex gf use to love watching me jerk off. Especially when we weren't around each other. Webcam ftw LOL

I said felt, I would never actually do it though.

Face, pubes, balls, ass, yeah those annoy me.

I've been so horny, that I felt like I would run outta my house, charge into my neighbors house and bang her LOL

Quote from Heatherbby: “Wait wait wait, guys give each other head, and thats....normal...? hmmm....” No it's not normal. I'd find that bisexual at the least.

I was at this one party, with the group of kids i hang out with. Like 20-30 kids. Anyways, we all got hammered and this one kid Ricky was so drunk, he goes upstairs and crawls into bed with this girl's parents. Legit, crawls in between them and falls asleep LOL. Cassii's(person who threw the party) mom was like, "Hunny? Hunny?" And nudged him and found it wasn't the dad and freaked out. Sucha good time, we still bsut on him for that. Another one is, like 10 of us went to the beach and brought Ca…

Good to know most girls don't care/notice. But now if they do catch me, and none have yet, I can be like, "Don't wear that next time!".

Sir, watch Dane Cook, he opened my world to comedy. On a serious note: Humor is my key thing. Just go with the crowd, honestly, pull off "That's what she said"'s, ect. I find humor to help me get girls, cracking jokes, joking around with buddies and what not. I know you mentioned you don't hang out with friends outside school, but you must have that one best friend you just joke around with and what not. Also, I'm really sarcastic. Sometimes I just say something random and it'll pick up from the…