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I lost my teddy bear... can I sleep with you?

PEDO BEAR SAYS "TOO OLD" :mad:

Can you help me do my 'math homework'? I seem to have a problem. Do I subtract my clothes, add a bed, divide my legs so we can multiply? ;]

Tall + slim + fuckin' awesome hair. oh yeah, gotta have a good personality and blah blah blah, that shit...

Quote from DamnImGood: “I listen to metal. *shrug*” Norwegian black metal? Mmbby. inb4typicalamerican anyway, i listen to whatever the fuck i want - mainstream or not.

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.

hello, you sexual beast.

bumpage, get the fuck over it... bend over.

What are you thinking of right now? Stuff that I'm too proud and stuck up to write down on this survey. Do you sleep on a particular side of the bed? Left, because that's where my nightstand is. Who was the last person to text you? Steph. Do you think of anyone and start crying? Not anymore . Is today anyones birthday? I'm sure it's someone's birthday... When was the last time you saw your mom? Just now. Have you kissed the last person that texted you? NO. Is there someone of the opposite sex yo…

HOw the fuck can you pierce a hymen? Oh god... x_X

First we have to find out why you don't want to read your text. Do you not want to read it because you are shy or because you don't know how to react?

Quote from Anti-hero14: “Your the kid who thinks your cool because you listen to a few so called indie bands, and yes, they all do look like d-bags. I could be an indie band, but nty I don't want the puberty beards that come with the package” youreyour.jpg You're welcome, dear.

The girl from The Tings Tings doesn't have a beard or 'stache

Hygiene o_o; Cold showers in the morning, hot showers at night.

1. Please state your gender. Female 2. Have you ever been in a school fight? Yup 3. How many school fights have you been in? Idk, a few. 4. Has your school ever had a fight on youtube (or any other video site)? Know any school close to you that has? Yup. 5. What usually causes the fight? Usually when we gossip and some girl finds out she overreacts and starts bitching. bitching turns into physical violence. 6. How do teachers react? They don't mind until it gets too physical. 7. How do parents r…

Yeah, Mika's music videos kind of creep me out.

I don't want RMG b& - he's amusing

CINDERELLA; One of your parents is dead [] You are expected to do a lot of chores [ ] You love to dress up [ ] You love animals [x] Your mom is really strict [x] People tell you they are jealous of you [] You're afraid to speak your mind sometimes [ ] You have left your shoes at a friend's house before [x] You have blonde hair [lol, well naturally i do] TOTAL: 4 BELLE; You've fallen in love with someone your friends didn't like [x] You've been lost in the forest [ ] You love to read [x] You are …

[ ]Graduated high school. [x]Kissed someone. [x]Smoked cigarettes. []Got so drunk you passed out. [ ]Rode every ride at an amusement park. [ ]Collected something really stupid. []Gone to a rock concert. [x]Helped someone. [ ]Gone fishing. [x]Watched four movies in one night. [x]Gone long periods of time with out sleep. [x]Lied to someone. []Been dumped. []Snorted cocaine. [x]Failed a class. [x]Smoked weed. []Dealt drugs. [x]Taken a college level course. [x]Been in a car accident. (I guess, my mo…