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09-09-2007, 05:57 PM
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Last Online: 05-19-2008 06:46 AM Join Date: Jul 2007
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Money: -1,432 | So i was masturbating the other day,
and when i came. God came out of my cockulous, and told me that i am "the one".
What does this mean? | 
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09-09-2007, 05:59 PM
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Last Online: Yesterday 06:43 AM Join Date: Jun 2007
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Money: 11,139 My Mood:  Points: 83,473, Level: 70 | | Re: So i was masturbating the other day,
Yeah.. I am confused..
__________________ Sami: Turn that song back right now! Ash: No, it's my turn. Sami: This is MY car! And what I say goes. Ash: God, what is this? The Nazi car, with Sam as Hitler? | |
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09-09-2007, 06:01 PM
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When i climaxed, god came out of my penis. And told me "i'm the one"
I'm kind of scared. | |
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09-09-2007, 06:02 PM
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Last Online: 10-23-2008 04:04 PM Join Date: Jun 2007
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Money: -1,588 | Re: So i was masturbating the other day,
You should be scared.
Next time you wank, Death will come out of your cock and bite your face off.
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09-09-2007, 06:03 PM
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But what if i have sex? Will it kill the women instead? | |
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09-09-2007, 06:05 PM
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Yes.
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09-09-2007, 06:08 PM
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Okay, i'll just do that. | |
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09-09-2007, 06:08 PM
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Awesome!
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09-09-2007, 08:49 PM
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lol  | |
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09-10-2007, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by HanK  But what if i have sex? Will it kill the women instead? | Quote:
Originally Posted by OMFT Yes. | I nominate goddess of judecca | |
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09-10-2007, 01:56 AM
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were you on pot at the time ??? if yes it was probaly sperm | |
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09-12-2007, 01:39 AM
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09-12-2007, 03:16 AM
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Last Online: 11-14-2008 05:38 AM Join Date: Jul 2007
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Money: 11,994 My Mood: Points: 54,515, Level: 57 | | Re: So i was masturbating the other day,
what!!!! it probably was | |
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09-12-2007, 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by HanK and when i came. God came out of my cockulous, and told me that i am "the one".
What does this mean? | yeah sure he did!
i think it means you should stop taking what you were taking at the time, its having bad side effects. | |
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09-12-2007, 03:41 AM
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Money: 11,994 My Mood: Points: 54,515, Level: 57 | | Re: So i was masturbating the other day,
thats what i said !!!! | |
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