Today I was sitting in my desk and a guy sat on top of the desk next to me and his wang was like in plain sight you could see straight up his pants leg lol
I was like wtf
has anyone ever accidently seen someone elses or shown their own schlong in a funny or kinda embarassing story

Interesting..

And yes.

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Yeah, my dick is funny.

He told me a great joke the other day.

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He's replying to himself now.

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i have a ton.
i don't have a penis
but it's about other penises. :]

make me laugh

There was this lifeguard at the neighborhood pool... he was wearing swimming shorts but they didn't have the net mesh stuff in them. He sat down on one of those lounge pool chair things... Ya. I saw all the way up his shorts.

haha i wonder how many times i've accidently flashed people lol

this one time i was at swimming camp thing and the guy who i shared a room wasnt comfotable with being naked in front of me, and he would shower and come ut with a towel around his waist and then sit on the edge of his bed and put his underwear on so that i couldnt see... but he was an idiot [all sport talent and no brain!] because the towels were shorter than normal and i could see straight up the towel when he sat down.

just so you know he had a small penis!

i've also got a habit of going to parties and taking off my belt and letting my pants fall down [and because i dont often wear underwear] i stand there and say "my belt is off and my pants are down!" it makes people laugh and im happy with my penis so its all good! i dont do it so much now because my girlfriend doesnt want everyone else to know what she has access to!

HAHAH Nice

So I guess I'll copy and paste what I messaged to trackattack..


- an ex's was so small i literally used my thumb and forefinger
- one of my ex's was bored so he burnt his foreskin
- said ex also had a competition with his friend to see who could grow the most "dick cheese." needless to say he got nothing from me during that whole competition, and a few weeks afterward.
- this is funny for me. my boyfriend thought he could get away with calling me fat or something, even though he was kidding. i got offended, so i chomped a bit hard that night. he never called me fat again. =]

I was drunk, and my friends were pulling me outta the tub, and my pants came off, and then another time I was being pulled out again, that same day (XD) and I said, hey guys, LOOK! and we know what happened, and I've woken up naked twice, so a bunch of people have seen my dick. XD

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WTF is dick cheese?! I don't have a foreskin so I don't know. Sounds totaly fucking gross.....

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The smaller your penis is when it's flacid, the bigger it is when erect, and the bigger when flacid, the smaller it is erect.

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