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Old 09-06-2010, 01:31 AM   #1
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Embarrassing Sex stories

I thought I'd create a thread about some embarrassing sexual experiences.. I recently had one which was both humiliating and some what funny.. I thought I'd share..


So I was with my lady friend, we were trying to find a place where we can get some peace and quiet with out roomates and so on.. So I drove her to my house.. We hung out in the basement, watched I Love You Man.. And then transformers, which had creepy ass robots.. So I was going down on her, doing the stuff.. And this tiny ass robot kept appearing and distracting me.. Like he'd yell at Megan Fox and stuff and I was like "WTF?!??!"..

Anyway, she asks me if I wanted to have sex... Me, being a virgin, said "sure".. Although I was a bit nervous.. Sooooo one thing led to another.. Sooooooooooooooooo like... I get on top, but theres no room for my leg.. SO my goofy ass is sitting there with a condom, trying to find a place to put it.. Then came the worst part, I lost my erection.. Soooooo she was rubbing it and I was just about to put it in, literarlly half an inch, and she was like, "Don't do it, I rubbed all the lube off".. I had one condom at the time and I was like "What the fuck........" SO im sitting there with a condom hangin off my weiner just baffled..

It was all my fault, that fucking robot distracted me... Had to be the most embarrassing moment ever.. Can anyone top that?


(Sorry about the mess, I can't type..)
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I won't elaborate it but all you need to know is that there was a dog involved.
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well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'
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well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'
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I went down on a girl, and later she mentioned her period had literally just ended 20 minutes before it happened... never saw her again.
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well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'

Damn LOL
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I have an embarassing sex-related moment.

It was back in the great Autobot Decepticon wars. me and my army was laying seige to the Autobot fortress. We planned to kill Ultra Magnus. We blasted through doors peering in to see which was Ultra Magnus' room. Then, here where the embarassing part comes in. I blasted the next door, and I saw Ironhide and Arcee having sex. Yes, they were having sex. I was so disgusted. It was because of that disgusting moment we failed our mission.
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It was back in the great Autobot Decepticon wars. me and my army was laying seige to the Autobot fortress. We planned to kill Ultra Magnus. We blasted through doors peering in to see which was Ultra Magnus' room. Then, here where the embarassing part comes in. I blasted the next door, and I saw Ironhide and Arcee having sex. Yes, they were having sex. I was so disgusted. It was because of that disgusting moment we failed our mission.
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the only cool decepticon is Devastator

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well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'

I really don't think there's any way to top that in this thread. Wow. Just wow.
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i was joking, i dont even live with my dad, im just sick of these threads
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i was joking, i dont even live with my dad, im just sick of these threads
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i was joking, i dont even live with my dad, im just sick of these threads
I actually kinda figured that when I read it, for obvious reasons. Still wins in my opinion though. The story in itself.
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First time i ever squirted I didn't know I could and it shot into the girls face :X
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Quite a while back, right near the end of last year my boyfriend and I had gotten back to his house after school. Now... Lee's dad has very set patterns that he doesn't deviate from. One of those things is that if he comes home in the middle of the day, he parks his car in the driveway instead of in the garage.

Well, this time, he didn't. Lee and I walked in the door and within a couple minutes we decided we were going to have sex. I was wearing nothing from the waist down when we hear "Hey Guys!" from behind us. His dad walked down the stairs and right past the back of the couch then into the kitchen. For like five minutes he's standing less than ten feet from us, completely oblivious to what was going on. I couldn't really do anything to get dressed without letting on that something was up, I was just creeping my foot down discreetly to grab hold of my shorts and slide them toward me slowly.

He's just chatting away with us while he's getting a snack and something to drink then he walks right back upstairs again. The second he was out of sight I was scrambling to get dressed again. I've never been so damned scared in my life.
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