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Old 11-26-2010, 11:30 PM   #1
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i found my moms DILDOS..

like ohmygod EW. i was looking for this back massager thing that she has and i opened her dresser drawer and ohmyshit there's two vibrators in there. i'm so scarred for life hahahahh!

i remember my friend telling me once that she read in a magazine that like EVERYBODY has a dildo stash and i was like nahhh. but thenn.. i found them.

hahahhaha i think it's so funny that my MOM has vibrators! but it just disgusts me because its my mom.

oh yeah i walked in on my parents having sex once. and i found a vanilla flavored condom on her dresser once too hahah.

anyone else had a similar experience?
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Old 11-26-2010, 11:35 PM   #2
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

Did you taste the condom to make sure it was vanilla?
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Old 11-26-2010, 11:39 PM   #3
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

Did you lick the vibrator so next time she uses it it's like you're giving her oral?
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Old 11-27-2010, 12:49 AM   #4
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

the replies are pretty weird
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Old 11-27-2010, 12:54 AM   #5
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

I could see how itd gross you out... but as you get older you realize that everyone does it and its just "meh"

definitely don't talk about it to your mom

(and yea wtf's up with the creepy responses ^??)
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Old 11-27-2010, 01:13 AM   #6
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

I can see how finding them by accident might shock you, but let that be a lesson. If you don't want to freak out your mom (or your kids one day), think about where you stash your toys.

BTW, that 'back massager' your mum has, it's not just for her back. Hahaha!
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Old 11-27-2010, 02:02 AM   #8
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

uhm im DEFINITELY not saying anything to her about it??! that's be very uncomfortable and awkwardd.. & haha yeah forreal those first couple responses are kinda weirdd!
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

I know that can be shocking but shes human and she probably knows what you get up too aswell

Ignorants is bliss, ill give you that, but still, just look it from a logical point of view, everybody has needs
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like ohmygod EW. i was looking for this back massager thing that she has and i opened her dresser drawer and ohmyshit there's two vibrators in there. i'm so scarred for life hahahahh!

i remember my friend telling me once that she read in a magazine that like EVERYBODY has a dildo stash and i was like nahhh. but thenn.. i found them.

hahahhaha i think it's so funny that my MOM has vibrators! but it just disgusts me because its my mom.

oh yeah i walked in on my parents having sex once. and i found a vanilla flavored condom on her dresser once too hahah.

anyone else had a similar experience?
My sister steals my vibrator...
But yeahh no that is really awkward d00d.
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Old 11-27-2010, 04:07 AM   #11
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

found an open condom wrapper in the trashcan in my parents bed room
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Re: i found my moms DILDOS..

You should sit down and have a long chat with your mother to see if she's ready for such things in her life.
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I have a dildo stash. Right next to my roid stash, tagged "intra-anal injections."

This wasn't awkward to write at all.
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Oh god, this thread...

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My sister steals my vibrator...
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