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09-26-2007, 03:26 PM
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Free Online Pregnancy Test
I was a bit concerned so I thought to take one, it is perfectly safe and secret. Find out your own results. 
My results - 
No pregnancy detected Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.
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09-26-2007, 03:46 PM
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oh just what i was looking for  | |
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09-26-2007, 03:47 PM
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oh noes
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, juliet! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below | |
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09-26-2007, 03:58 PM
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09-26-2007, 04:22 PM
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I'm preggo.
It's a girl!
And eewwwwwww PeeWee Herman.
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09-26-2007, 06:06 PM
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09-26-2007, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pdonket  | Who is the father? Quote:
Originally Posted by OMFT And eewwwwwww PeeWee Herman. |  . You must have been really horny then.
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09-26-2007, 06:16 PM
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09-26-2007, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Kuzntskiy . You must have been really horny then. | Just the thought of it makes me wanna spew.
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09-26-2007, 07:39 PM
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Luke, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 7 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings. | |
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09-26-2007, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Shuffler Luke, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 7 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings. | That's a big baby, man.
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09-26-2007, 08:45 PM
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You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
You're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Dick Cheney
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.
Not happy with this Daddy? You can always try for another one if you want:
The Pope
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
omg im gonna have a baby! im so happy! lol. but.. the pope???
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09-26-2007, 09:02 PM
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Quote: Online Pregnancy Test Results
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Phuck! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
| Quote: Online Pregnancy Test: It's A Boy!
It's A Boy! Phuck, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 16 oz and have brown hair, hazel eyes and an abnormally large sized penis. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
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09-26-2007, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Phuck Buddy This is the happiest day of my life! | It shouldn't be.
How are you gunna get the thing out?!
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09-26-2007, 09:17 PM
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