Interuptions

Capt Sasha · 10-15-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ForbiddenLove

My boyfriend and I were having sex on my couch, and my parents were sleeping like directly above us. And my dog came downstairs and saw what my boyfriend and I were doing and started barking like crazy (she thought he was like attacking me or something haha.) I was so afraid my parents were gunna wake up. And then we kept going and my dog kept like poking her cold nose on my boyfriends butt, and licking my face and stuff haha. Stupid dog. Eventually I just went and locked my dog in my room.

I had something similar happen to me but with cats. My girlfriend had two cats (before we started living together). We were fondling and getting worked up, and one of her cats attacked me. It ending my scratching my back and a bite on my left, by the time she got it under control, the mood for sex was spoiled so we didn't go any further. Later she apologised that her cats were really jealous so we had them out of the way first before doing anything.

dagingercode · 10-16-2007, 01:33 AM

LolGecko · 10-16-2007, 05:35 AM

lol @ ginger's new sig

open.your.eyes · 10-16-2007, 06:06 AM

I was giving my boyfriend a BJ once and my ex called.

It was more awkward than anything.

Phuck Buddy · 10-16-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by open.your.eyes

I was giving my boyfriend a BJ once and my ex called.

It was more awkward than anything.

I called a girl who used to be very active on this forum while she was about to give her bf a blowjob. She picked up the phone to tell me that she's about to give her bf a blowjob. It was the first time he was gonna get one from her. So i asked to speak to him and I told him "HA HA, she picked up to talk to me instead of starting on giving you a bj!"

dagingercode · 10-17-2007, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by LolGecko

lol @ ginger's new sig

thanks

HotButter_23 · 10-17-2007, 04:48 AM

this a really good

keep going guys

*woot*

paa13 · 10-21-2007, 06:50 AM

mine isn't funny, but when i used to date this one girl, she often liked to double date cause my best friend dated her best friend, so she tells me we were gunna meet them, we meet up with her friend i hate instead and i was pissed, so later in the night we r sittin on this hill watchin fireworks, nd every time i would go in to kiss my girl, her friend would pop out of nowhere nd say somethin like did u see tht or say omg(cause she was on the phone wit someone somewhere else watchin the fireworks), tht was i think the last or second to last date me nd this girl had nd the relationship went 3 months without a kiss due to dates like this one