This thread is for those embarrasing moments that are hard to forget.....

2 years ago when i had just hit puberty, and the lower part of my body had a mind of its own.....i was on the school bus and it was packed out, Ne way there were a whole lot of us standing up and it was a real bumpy ride, this girl who was in front of me kept bumpin into my boner.......and 5 mins into the trip, i couldnt hold back....it exploded....luckily i dont think she noticed the wet patch on my pants...and if she did she didnt say ne thing.....ne way feel free to share your embarrising moments =]

well, well... lots of things keep happening on public transports lately huh?

I've never been embarrassed in my life

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Embarressing moments aye?

Err, everytime I make a joke IRL.

Ew I wont even sit on a park bench anymore now

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My life is practically one big embarrassing moment, I'm always doing something that makes me look like an idiot. But the people around me are just used to it now, so it's not really a big deal all that much, and I'm normally the one that's laughing the loudest when I do something stupid anyway.

Well here's two I can think of that were kinda bad.
First I was new to my school still, only been there about 3 months, so I was just getting into place with a group of kids I had met. So me and this one guy (he's my best friend now, which is kinda funny), where hiding behind a book shelf trying to run away from another kid so we could jump out and scare her later. ANYWAY, I was standing in front of him, because I'm the shortest and fastest, so I poked my head around the corner to look if the other person was there, they weren't so I reached behind myself without looking to grab his wrist or his hand to pull him forward, but I accidentally groped him instead. Funny thing is, it's kind of an accidental habit now. I've done that like 10 times since that first time.

My second time would be, with the same guy. But by now we are like total biffles. It was this year actually only last month. We were running around being stupid (it was a fund raising day so all classes were cancelled and we were helping out the canteen lady.) Anyway we were running and I was in front, I fell, landed flat on my back, he tripped over me, landed on top of me on his stomach. Which was fine, we were laughing at ourselves, THEN our coordinator comes over and is like, 'what the hell are you two doing? Looks like you two are having a bit too much fun. We don't need any of that at school thanks' it was really awkward. Not really embarrassing, but then we had to go back to the kitchen and tell everyone why we took so long to go find the sausages and why we were all dirty and red in the face.

I don't get embarrassed.

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When I was younger I used to trip alot on bumpy sidewalks... And this one time there were lots of people sitting there in the school entrance and I fell completly to the ground. I tried to get away with it by giggling but it was still pretty bad.

My Mum telling her friends about all the times she caught me masturbating, or when I was a toddler and wore dresses. You know, while I was in the same fucking room.

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Me and a couple friends were standing around in the bathroom.One of them thought it would be funny to turn off the lights. I reached out towards the light...my friend was standing right next to the switch...and i touched her in the chest and froze like, I didnt even move my hand off of her...so...i seemed to be groping her. She turned on the lights and cracked up. I laughed awkwardly.

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wow.....

I guess my most embarrassing moment was about two years ago when I was 13. I came home from school, I was really horny. I was along in the house. I got naked in the living room and was fingering myself fast and hard. I noticed the legs on the coffee table and had an idea. I turned the coffee table upside down, got some lube and lubed up one of the legs of the coffee table and lowered myself down onto the leg. I was going up and down on the leg, it was going in and out of me. I didn't realize how loud I was, screaming and so forth. Two neighbors were standing outside talking and heard me screaming. They came rushing in thinking something terrible had happened to me (I forgot to lock the front door)!! There I was, fucking the table leg, I didn't even realize that Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Jones were standing there watching. CAN YOU SAY EMBARRASSING!!! No one said anything at first. Finally Mrs. Smith said "Honey, next time lock the door" The next day there was a package at the front door when I got home. I guess my neighbors went out and bought me my very first dildo!

Can't even tell if I should say Cool Story Bro XD

Wow. Just wow.

I've had a couple... I'll type 'em up when I'm more awake.