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1. Are you open with your sexuality?
2. If someone randomly asked you if you masturbate, how would you answer?
3. How often do you get random boners?
4. Are you cut?
5. How is your manhood's color different from the rest of your body?
6. At what age did you first masturbate to orgasm?
7. How did you learn to masturbate?
8. How did you feel after your first orgasm?
9. What makes you decide to masturbate?
10. What time of day do you usually masturbate?
11. How many times a week/day do you usually masturbate?
12. How many minutes long is your typical masturbation session?
13. How long was your shortest? Longest?
14. How long is your "recharge" time?
15. How many times max can you jack off in one day?
16. How many days can you go without masturbation?
17. What happens when you abstain from masturbation for a while?
18. Where do you usually masturbate?
19. How often do you jerk off in public places?
20. What are you wearing when you're wanking?
21. Do you like sessions to be long or short?
22. How fast are your strokes?
23. Have you ever been caught masturbating? By who, when, how?
24. Do you jack off with lube?
25. Right or left handed when you jack it?
26. What do you do with the other hand?
27. What other things, beside your hands, have you used to get off?
28. How often do you whack off to porn?
29. What types of porn?
30. Where do you hide the porn?
31. What's your favorite masturbation position/technique?
32. What do you think of cum?
33. How do you dispose of your cum?
34. Would you ever taste your cum?
35. Dribble or squirt?
36. How old were you when you first ejaculated?
37. What do you do with your pubes?
38. If the girl of your wet dreams was in your room, and you were home alone, but had no condom or birth control pill, what would you do?
39. If you had the whole day and your whole house to yourself, and couldn't get out of the house, what would you do all day?
40. Have you ever had a sexual experience with a girl? What?
41. With a guy? (even if you are straight)
42. If you had the chance to jerk off with your friend, would you do it?
43. What do you fantasize about when jacking?
44. What turns you on? Off?
45. What's the greatest thing about your "package"?
46. If you could change one thing about your "equipment", what would it be?
47. What do you do to prepare for a jack off session?
48. When you masturbate, how often is it because you reall NEED to?
49. If you could suck your dick, would you?
50. Have you used any male sex toy?
51. If your guy friend owned a fleshlight that he had obviously already used, and you had the chance, would you use it?
52. If you could only orgasm by getting a handjob from the same person for a week, would you prefer that person to be a guy or a girl? Why?
53. Would you rather masturbate by yourself or with someone else?
54. If your best friend moved in with you for awhile, how would he affect your masturbation routine?
55. When was your greatest orgasm? What happened that made it feel so good?
56. Has this survey gotten you horny?

1-56. Fuck off.

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Name:Ed
Birthday:4/23/91
Age:16
Race:White
Orientatiion:Italian
Height:6'0
Weight:201
Shoe Size:13
Penis Length Soft:4"
Penis Length Hard:7.3"
Penis Girth: 5.4"

1. Are you open with your sexuality? Yes

2. If someone randomly asked you if you masturbate, how would you answer? I would tell them the truth.

3. How often do you get random boners? Alot of the time

4. Are you cut? No

5. How is your manhood's color different from the rest of your body? Much tanner

6. At what age did you first masturbate to orgasm?12

7. How did you learn to masturbate? On my own

8. How did you feel after your first orgasm? Proud

9. What makes you decide to masturbate? If i'm in the mood

10. What time of day do you usually masturbate? When ever I feel like it.

11. How many times a week/day do you usually masturbate?around twice a school week and usually none on weekends. So figure 10 times a week

12. How many minutes long is your typical masturbation session?around 30-45 minutes

13. How long was your shortest? Longest?Shortest probally was 2 minutes, I've gone for upwards of an hour and a half without orgasm.

14. How long is your "recharge" time? Not very long, 2-3 minutes

15. How many times max can you jack off in one day? Endless I'm sure

16. How many days can you go without masturbation?I've gone 2 weeks without masturbation.

17. What happens when you abstain from masturbation for a while? Bit anxious when I'm horny

18. Where do you usually masturbate? My room

19. How often do you jerk off in public places? Never

20. What are you wearing when you're wanking? Boxer briefs

21. Do you like sessions to be long or short? Depends

22. How fast are your strokes?PRetty fast

23. Have you ever been caught masturbating? By who, when, how? Never

24. Do you jack off with lube? Nope

25. Right or left handed when you jack it? Right

26. What do you do with the other hand? Nothing

27. What other things, beside your hands, have you used to get off? Nothing

28. How often do you whack off to porn? I always use porn to get off

29. What types of porn?

30. Where do you hide the porn? Hidden folders on my PC and clean my history and cookies constantly

31. What's your favorite masturbation position/technique? Sit down and rub the underside of my "head"

32. What do you think of cum? Great

33. How do you dispose of your cum? Tissue

34. Would you ever taste your cum? Sure

35. Dribble or squirt? Both

36. How old were you when you first ejaculated?12

37. What do you do with your pubes? Trim

38. If the girl of your wet dreams was in your room, and you were home alone, but had no condom or birth control pill, what would you do? I don't have wet dreams. :/ I'd rawdog it.

39. If you had the whole day and your whole house to yourself, and couldn't get out of the house, what would you do all day? Masturbate and surf the web

40. Have you ever had a sexual experience with a girl? What? I've gotten a BJ before and a semi handjob, I never came.

41. With a guy? (even if you are straight) eh?

42. If you had the chance to jerk off with your friend, would you do it? No

43. What do you fantasize about when jacking? What ever I'm watching I'll just fantasize me in his place.

44. What turns you on? Off? Dirty, smelly and whores.

45. What's the greatest thing about your "package"? My girth.

46. If you could change one thing about your "equipment", what would it be? I'm pretty content

47. What do you do to prepare for a jack off session? Tissues

48. When you masturbate, how often is it because you really NEED to? Never

49. If you could suck your dick, would you? Probally not, I don't think so atleast.

50. Have you used any male sex toy?No

51. If your guy friend owned a fleshlight that he had obviously already used, and you had the chance, would you use it? No

52. If you could only orgasm by getting a handjob from the same person for a week, would you prefer that person to be a guy or a girl? Why? Guy, myself. I know what I want and like.

53. Would you rather masturbate by yourself or with someone else? With a female

54. If your best friend moved in with you for awhile, how would he affect your masturbation routine? Ruin it

55. When was your greatest orgasm? What happened that made it feel so good? When I got back from a road trip, it just felt great.

56. Has this survey gotten you horny?No

Seemed harmless and a tad bit fun. (The survey)

i would do it but i dont have a penis.

Wait, what's THAT!?

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What you thought to be right, wrong.
What you thought to be true, false.

your cyber buddie, perhaps?

Someone is in denial.

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What you thought to be true, false.

maybe i do have a little penis of my own.

Good enough.

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This should be moved to the quiz forum

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Name: Sam
Birthday: 8/8/91
Age: 16
Race: Caucasian
Orientatiion: Straiight
Height: 5 ft 8 or something
Weight: 9stone ish?
Shoe Size: 7 1/2
Penis Length Soft: Dunno
Penis Length Hard: Dunno
Penis Girth: Wtf?

1. Are you open with your sexuality? No im a virgin
2. If someone randomly asked you if you masturbate, how would you answer? Yea
3. How often do you get random boners? Often
4. Are you cut? Nope
5. How is your manhood's color different from the rest of your body? Its not
6. At what age did you first masturbate to orgasm? Like 13?
7. How did you learn to masturbate? Someone told me how :P
8. How did you feel after your first orgasm? Well actually the first time I cummed I didnt wank I just got very aroused and it exploded :P
9. What makes you decide to masturbate? Im horny
10. What time of day do you usually masturbate? 4:10 LOL!
11. How many times a week/day do you usually masturbate? 3-5
12. How many minutes long is your typical masturbation session? About 20-30mins depending on things
13. How long was your shortest? Longest? Like a second - About 45 mins
14. How long is your "recharge" time? Oooer like 1min
15. How many times max can you jack off in one day? Never tried but probs more than 4
16. How many days can you go without masturbation? Depends... usually 4
17. What happens when you abstain from masturbation for a while? I usually just havent got time so icba
18. Where do you usually masturbate? Room
19. How often do you jerk off in public places? Never lmao....
20. What are you wearing when you're wanking? Nothing
21. Do you like sessions to be long or short? Long
22. How fast are your strokes? Change
23. Have you ever been caught masturbating? By who, when, how? Nope etc
24. Do you jack off with lube? No....
25. Right or left handed when you jack it? Both
26. What do you do with the other hand? Wank
27. What other things, beside your hands, have you used to get off? Own mouth
28. How often do you whack off to porn? Almost every time
29. What types of porn? Free :P
30. Where do you hide the porn? Internet
31. What's your favorite masturbation position/technique? Selfsuck
32. What do you think of cum? Gooey....warm...... and....... weirdly nasty
33. How do you dispose of your cum? Eat / Tissue / Report card
34. Would you ever taste your cum? Yes
35. Dribble or squirt? Dribble ^^
36. How old were you when you first ejaculated? Not sure
37. What do you do with your pubes? Nuffin
38. If the girl of your wet dreams was in your room, and you were home alone, but had no condom or birth control pill, what would you do? Buy one
39. If you had the whole day and your whole house to yourself, and couldn't get out of the house, what would you do all day? Play Halo..... oh... i mean.... wank.... alot!......
40. Have you ever had a sexual experience with a girl? What? Nope
41. With a guy? (even if you are straight) Nope
42. If you had the chance to jerk off with your friend, would you do it? Depends if they wanted me to or were tied up lmao
43. What do you fantasize about when jacking? Anything really
44. What turns you on? Off? On: Butts (lol) Off: Smoker teeth (cringe)
45. What's the greatest thing about your "package"? Errr.... its head? lol
46. If you could change one thing about your "equipment", what would it be? Id want it to be more bulky probs
47. What do you do to prepare for a jack off session? Nothing? Get tissue
48. When you masturbate, how often is it because you really NEED to? Not too often but alot
49. If you could suck your dick, would you? I can and yes
50. Have you used any male sex toy? Nope
51. If your guy friend owned a fleshlight that he had obviously already used, and you had the chance, would you use it? Wtf is a fleshlight???
52. If you could only orgasm by getting a handjob from the same person for a week, would you prefer that person to be a guy or a girl? Why? Dunno... probs depends wich is better....
53. Would you rather masturbate by yourself or with someone else? Someone else
54. If your best friend moved in with you for awhile, how would he affect your masturbation routine? I wouldnt as she is a girl.....
55. When was your greatest orgasm? What happened that made it feel so good? 1st one and just because it was explosive :P
56. Has this survey gotten you horny? Slightly

how did you get so flexible that you can suck yourself?