Anal sex problem! Help!

Ari Gold · 07-09-2012, 01:41 PM

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

underbosszim · 07-10-2012, 12:14 AM

LOL that haircut..

Trolololololol

Bastard · 07-10-2012, 12:28 AM

Anal sex is for fags

Le Roi Lion · 07-10-2012, 01:45 AM

Otherwise ?

Your life seems so boring for just having the time to come and say those things !
Quite honestly, no one cares about what you think and what you say ! Besides who cares ?!
Now, if it's that which releases your demons and that makes you feel good, it's good for you sweety !

PS : By the way ! Your girl looks like so much to a pot of makeup. Probably to hide her ugliness ! This being said ! You go well together !

Ari Gold · 07-10-2012, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Le Roi Lion

Otherwise ?

Your life seems so boring for just having the time to come and say those things !
Quite honestly, no one cares about what you think and what you say ! Besides who cares ?!
Now, if it's that which releases your demons and that makes you feel good, it's good for you sweety !

PS : By the way ! Your girl looks like so much to a pot of makeup. Probably to hide her ugliness ! This being said ! You go well together !

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Le Roi Lion · 07-10-2012, 05:22 AM

Good !

J Slim · 07-10-2012, 08:23 AM

lol, "When Jersey Shore goes wrong" U a pussy dawg, I bitch fagboys like you up all the time. Get a job kid.

P.S. Yo bitch crispy as fuck.

Ari Gold · 07-10-2012, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by J Slim

lol, "When Jersey Shore goes wrong" U a pussy dawg, I bitch fagboys like you up all the time. Get a job kid.

P.S. Yo bitch crispy as fuck.

i'll slit you neck and watch you bleed to death you pathetic waste of fucking life i hope you god is as powerful as they portray his fucking shit because when i am finished with you he'll need to rearrange yo shit and scene damn cant you spell it at all seeing on how your the expert of this when the bands you like are third world wanna be's and to add i live in america but i am brit dumb shit shows what you learn from stalking my shit lurking little bitch and fuck your shit scene is a label nice to see the immature little bitches from other country's who act as if they are in middle school or is it that you didn't get that far in life you think your pathetic little insults work that they make me depressed or emo or what ever you dumb fucks call it when i could swear that you live in a conformist country full of the same damn wanna be's when i am here as who i am chris not scene.scene kids are pussies who change with the time emo's bitch about how sad they are fuck that dumb shit fuck they don't even drink German beer or liq. what the fuck is that stop acting like a prick who has no dick from my point of view you are a virgin in the world of women who want nothing to do with you so grow the fuck up you sad waste of life.

J Slim · 07-10-2012, 09:27 AM

lol, dude I hope you live somewhere near me. I can tell you soft as fuck. Tell me you stay in Florida.

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btw, what the FUCK is all this shit you're talkin about? You crazy as fuck. lol

Ari Gold · 07-10-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by J Slim

lol, dude I hope you live somewhere near me. I can tell you soft as fuck. Tell me you stay in Florida.

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btw, what the FUCK is all this shit you're talkin about? You crazy as fuck. lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

doobav314 · 07-10-2012, 12:00 PM

Ok seriously? You posted this same thing a week ago and I blew holes through your entire argument.

J Slim · 07-10-2012, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortal Technique

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

lmfao, 4434 Pike Ave. Give your "spies" a rest. I work 12-9 tomorrow. Come see me.

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btw, I'm in the Army pussy, n SEALs don't use Marine Corps weaponry, they are part of the Navy. U dum as fuck.

Ashley12Marie · 07-10-2012, 01:03 PM

lol... havent seen this thread before ^^

Dark Universe · 07-10-2012, 02:25 PM

Lol! give us all a favor, and kill your self! Dang, so much smack, for someone who is orange.

Citky · 07-10-2012, 04:31 PM

ITT: people who need to lurk moar.