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Old 12-23-2007, 03:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

some people on the internet were joking around about what happens when 12 year old prepubescent boys do when they are left alone at home with a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time...
and one of them said something like "Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet."

okay, wtf?
were they just making stuff up, or were they joking about something that people really do?
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Old 12-23-2007, 03:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

it's just like
a joke that a vacuum cleaner feels good
i dunno if it's true
i dont have a penis
i wouldn't try it either way
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Old 12-23-2007, 03:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

vacuum cleaners aint wet.
vacuum cleaners don't have tongue.
vacuum cleaners don't move back and forth on their own.
and i'm guessing vacuum cleaners don't work well when they "swallow".

Could cost you some money.
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Old 12-23-2007, 05:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

don't some have like .. a moving razor in them?
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Old 12-23-2007, 05:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

lol, yeah i think they do, could hurt quite a bit lol.
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

omfg stop it
I can feel the pain now
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

Lol!
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

dude...me 2...thats sick...
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

I would never use a vaccuum anywhere near my dick!!!
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

Ow. Dude. Don't.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

Yeah.. Uhm, I'll pass on that offer.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

Who ever said that was retarded because that would probably hurt like no other. I think I'm going to go get some guy I don't like at all to go and try that and tell me what happens.
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

Apparently it's pretty dangerous to use vacuum cleaners, vacuum pumps(pens enlargement) none of them work, and if used excessively(pressure or time) it could actually kill your penis, so stay away. and the razor is actually the impeller, which is usually on the far side of the filter, so if it just comes off, it'll get stuck in the filter, so you're good.
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Old 12-23-2007, 11:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Who ever said that was retarded because that would probably hurt like no other. I think I'm going to go get some guy I don't like at all to go and try that and tell me what happens.

I feel kinda sorry for that guy..
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Re: vacuum cleaner the same as a bj?

I won't really do that. I can be mean, but not that mean.
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