How To Hide An Unwanted Erection

In the right place, an erection is a wonderful thing. But an out-of-context boner can cause embarrassment. We'll show you how to shackle your tackle and hide your hard-on. How to hide that unwanted erection with VideoJug's helpful guide.

Step 1: Clothing choices

If Mr. Happy is constantly coming out to play then make your clothing work for you.
There are lots of techniques to disguise your junk - the secret is in choosing the right combination. Tight underwear can help to keep your tiger in its cage, but it does bunch things up rather.
So combine with some loose trousers to hide the resulting bulge. If you're more of boxers man, then wearing loose, light clothing like linen trousers or jogging bottoms is fatal - if the circus comes to town, your little clown will have no problem pitching his big top where everyone can see.
So with boxers, wear fabrics like thick denim which are too heavy for your little body builder to bench-press. For added protection wear a loose, long shirt that will hang down and conceal your shame stick.

Step 2: Body positioning

When your little man becomes a rebel with a cause, lean casually against a wall, lifting one leg and resting your foot behind you. This should cause ol' James Dean to run parallel with your thigh rendering him almost invisible. Watching the world go by can be a hazardous activity, willy-wise. In a man-root emergency, act immediately by positioning your body to create space between your trousers and your jolly pink giant.

Step 3: Use the fist

Negate the impact of an incriminating dingaling by placing your hand in your pocket and curling it into a fist. To the onlooker, the bulge is your hand, not your he-ham. Depending on how strongly you're straining at the leash, you may also need to pull your hand away from your body slightly. Alternatively place a large object - like an oversized wallet or a bottle of water - in your pocket to create the same effect.

Step 4: The cover

If all else fails, find a suitably incongruous object to conceal your flesh-flute. Make sure it's in keeping with your surroundings though - remember, subtlety is the name of the game.

Step 5: Mind over matter

Once you've comfortably concealed your love-lance, you need to get rid of it before suspicions are aroused. Have in your arsenal a list of images so deeply unerotic that they will immediately extinguish your ardour. Choose your images carefully - it's surprising how innocent images can become strangely erotic under pressure. Instead relax and let the moment pass.


Saw this video on video jug - so funny i thought the scrip was worth a post !

The full video is here - (sorry cant post live links - im new )

LOL this is great!

Haha this is great.

OMG! this is ace cause it keeps happening to me and now i know how i can stop it. the most embarrasing place is at school!

i love how the post never actually says boner, but things like heham or jolly pink giant

An A+ first post. That is amazing, I'm guna be using that a lot. Especially in school...school is the worst.

I'd also like to add to the list. Sit down if you can and pull ur pants a little bit. It works wonders.
lol ya. I'm guna use those nicknames too.

WTF?? Don't conceal IT!! Let it be free to roam around and explore! Let it probe the depths of your pants for awhile till it gets tired! We should live in a society where people appreciate a good 'ol boner now an then. Give it a little petting when someone has one. I bet that would make their day!

WTF?? Don't conceal IT!! Let it be free to roam around and explore! Let it probe the depths of your pants for awhile till it gets tired! We should live in a society where people appreciate a good 'ol boner now an then. Give it a little petting when someone has one. I bet that would make their day!

anybody just pull them straight up and let the waistband pin it down? best method imho

haha

Omfgg, I was gonna say that...Just pull your trousers out, and trap your dick between you, and your waistband...Little switching saves my ass constantly.