Materbation tips

cant_think_of_a_username · 05-26-2008, 08:44 AM

um what is MATERBATION? learn how to spell haha

try going outside. i did that today and it was awesome because u get scared of being caught and it makes orgasm fricking amazing

Strlder · 05-26-2008, 10:55 AM

that works so good. much more exciting. it is completely different. do it in a place where if someone looked they could see you. more xciting. i do it on my bike in the middle of the street sometimes when its dark out

StrangeKvlt · 05-26-2008, 10:58 AM

Hahaha. One of the most hilarious typos. I can just see a whole conversation about the title of the thread itself.

"C'mon guyth, letth go materbate"

ByTor190 · 05-26-2008, 11:01 AM

Have a cold, preferably ice filled, glass ready. Wrap your non-jacking hand around the glass until you are ready to cum, then put it on your balls.
If you want more of an effect, fill a bucket or large bowl full of water and ice and dip your hand into it, with the same (quite satisfying) ending.

Strlder · 05-26-2008, 11:04 AM

couple days ago i precame in a ziplock bag then did the bed hump. best ive had in months

StrangeKvlt · 05-26-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Strlder

couple days ago i precame in a ziplock bag then did the bed hump. best ive had in months

... w2g.

Strlder · 05-26-2008, 11:10 AM

thank you

Cheezdonut · 05-26-2008, 11:14 AM

I feel awkward.
lol i tried to masturbate outside a couple times,
its weird and exciting haha.

Strlder · 05-26-2008, 11:15 AM

weird is good

Cheezdonut · 05-26-2008, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Strlder

weird is good

i guess you could say that...

Brendan88 · 05-26-2008, 11:34 AM

Here's a tip, stop for about 3 days, build up that potent load and hook up with a chick, get head/hand and blow your load all over her __(fill in w/ female feature)__.