Canine Virginity

Goddess of Judecca · 05-25-2008, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

You call us immature and yet you take time out of your day to downgrade us for he cutting out the two words 'I believe'...so if I were to say that sex with your parents is wrong, you would get mad at me for not saying I believe that it is wrong...

Yes, I have an issue with people that are so fucking pretentious that they feel their opinion is a universal truth. I've dealt with enough of them to know they're pathetic excuses for intelligent, rational beings, and I very sincerely hope people like that burn in a fire.

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

you are entirely right, I am the most immature person alive, and yet I could care less about your opinion so how about you move on and find some nice young lad that can remove the pole from your arse.

Ignoring the fact that that made minimal sense:
1) Yes, you are immature. It's sad, really, since you're probably my age or maybe even a little older.
2) He's sleeping at the moment.

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

~Cockroach

Case and point. No further questions, your Honor.

~Maggot

Cheezdonut · 05-25-2008, 05:20 AM

Just for making this thread your going to hell..

anyways, how fast is speedy exactly?
if he was slow, then your a virgin. But if he was amazingly fast then your not a virgin.

thats my criteria.
think about that.

Danica1502 · 05-25-2008, 05:22 AM

I don't wanna go to hell

And this thread has caused my first "negative rep" - whatever that is
and for someone to lose their mind over the words "I believe that"

Ammon · 05-25-2008, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

Ok, in the Are You A Virgin thread, one of the options is getting f*cked by your dog.
Is that accepted by the public as losing your virginity, I mean if your girlfriend said to you...

"I'm a virgin, except for that one time that Speedy ravished by unclothed body."

What would you say?

I'd post a link but I only have 18 posts....

I've only had sex with my cats, and I would not call myself a virgin. That's my opinion

Danica1502 · 05-25-2008, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammon

I've only had sex with my cats, and I would not call myself a virgin. That's my opinion

Goddess of Judecca · 05-25-2008, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

I don't wanna go to hell

And this thread has caused my first "negative rep" - whatever that is
and for someone to lose their mind over the words "I believe that"

Right, because I'm the one being rational and just stating my opinion calmly, even while others are making such childish remarks as making fun of a nickname and over-simplifying what I was saying. I've totally lost it.

~Maggot

Ammon · 05-25-2008, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

Do I know you? >.>;

Danica1502 · 05-25-2008, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammon

Do I know you? >.>;

Does anyone? No.
So no, but that's cool.
Can someone just close and delete this thread because I feel as though people have preyed on my insecurities for far too long and I don't need to take this.

Goddess of Judecca · 05-25-2008, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

Does anyone? No.
So no, but that's cool.
Can someone just close and delete this thread because I feel as though people have preyed on my insecurities for far too long and I don't need to take this.

I can't decide if you're being stupid or just whoring for sympathy and attention.

Either way, it's funneh, so please do continue.

~Maggot

panicmayarise · 05-25-2008, 05:34 AM

eh maggot is just like that. he does that on every thread. dont feel too special. haha.

Ammon · 05-25-2008, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

Does anyone? No.
So no, but that's cool.
Can someone just close and delete this thread because I feel as though people have preyed on my insecurities for far too long and I don't need to take this.

... I don't even know where to start with that. XD

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Originally Posted by panicmayarise

eh maggot is just like that. he does that on every thread. dont feel too special. haha.

Squishy Maggot is a gurl. She has srs boobage. =o

Danica1502 · 05-25-2008, 05:36 AM

I don't feel special seeing as I'm used to dealing with people just usually they give up after a while and find something better to do, and I;m not whoring for attention because if I wanted attention why would I be on a forum at 3 in the afternoon?

panicmayarise · 05-25-2008, 05:37 AM

Yeah i know maggot is a nice lady. That was a typo.

*Ama* · 05-25-2008, 05:37 AM

Teenhut never fails to amuse me. Thanks for the laughs.

Goddess of Judecca · 05-25-2008, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by *Ama*

Teenhut never fails to amuse me. Thanks for the laughs.

No problem. Have fun pretending you're too cool to care about us pathetic mortals.

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Originally Posted by panicmayarise

Yeah i know maggot is a nice lady. That was a typo.

'Sokay. Everyone thinks I'm a guy.

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Originally Posted by Ammon

Squishy Maggot is a gurl. She has srs boobage. =o

*watches suspiciously*

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Originally Posted by Danica1502

I don't feel special seeing as I'm used to dealing with people just usually they give up after a while and find something better to do, and I;m not whoring for attention because if I wanted attention why would I be on a forum at 3 in the afternoon?

I have nothing better to do, seeing as I'm waiting for my...sorta boyfriend.

Yeah, you're right. I mean, if you wanted attention, you'd be bitching and moaning about how low your self-esteem is and how you always assume everything bad people say is directed at you, and how people prey on your insecurities and make you all sad and...oh, wait, that's IS what you were doing. Silly me.

~Maggot