What's the weirdest object you have ever stuck in your vagina or ass (or boys that you have stuck in your GF's or BF's). For me it was this afternoon, we were fucking in her little sister's room and I saw a toy plastic banana on her floor, Started using it on my GF like a dildo and then decided to see how far it would go in, it was about 6 inches long, dumb ass mistake thought, I put the entire thing in her and then we had a hard time getting it back out, thought she was going to shit her pants, she started freaking big time which didn't help get it back out, finally had to go wash my hands and wait a few minutes for her juices to dry a little and I was able to retrieve it, funny as shit now but not so much at the time.

I've read weird stories from emergency rooms though about gays sticking light bulbs in their ass or all kinds of other weird shit. Anyway, share your stories, it should be funny and interesting.....

hahaha shit! that must've been scary.

imagine taking her to the hospital with a plastic banana in her.
embarrassing. :\

yeah, double scary for her since her mom is an ER Nurse and would have found out, that's what really caused her to freak.....

i have putg many wiets objests up my anus
a banana and cucumber,pens
the wierdest is either a phone that vibrates and i then phoned it
or a loo roll holder
or a brush(handal side)

Light bulb? O_O;

Anyway, the weirdest thing I've put in someone is my dick.

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I once stuck a rabbit up my bum...

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She kept lookin' at her watch (Doesn't matter; had sex)
But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter; had sex)
I think she might've been a racist (Doesn't matter; had sex)
She put a bag on my head (Still counts)

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My best friend is a student nurse, who scrubbed in on an operation on a man who had a dildo up his ass...it was so far up there that they had to operate, cause no one in the ER could get it out!! It was in him 4 days before he went to the hosp....and yes...they put it in a plastic bag and gave it back to him!!! haha!! :L :L :L
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I have heard about guys who put metal rods in their piss hole. As well as flower stems,

4 days, omg.

ouch :/

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She must have been so pissed at you lol...

Uh nothing weird from my side though

Once I heard a couple of girls in my year put golf balls in their pussy for a day, I don't know if I believe the whole story but the golf ball thing is probably an idea lol.

^^^ And at the people putting something in their pisshole, WTF!?

Has any of you tried to put your fist in your gf pussy?

i put a cucumber in my vagina
i stay away from anything to do with anal

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Not girlfriend. >_>

And Starflip...

Unfair!

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