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Old 11-10-2008, 04:04 PM   #1
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[URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

URGENT!!

Ok here is what happened.

I got home from a gym sessions, i was tired and sweaty so i had a shower.
On the bathroom bench there was a powerade bottle from the night before.

Anyway I was having a shower and started wanking (as I normally do in the shower) and i was getting close to ejaculating, I saw the bottle, and thought i would try to ejaculate into the bottle (maybe save it for later to put it into my sisters milk that she has for dinner haha), The hole at the top of the bottle didnt seem so wide anymore, and was stroking against my penis, I starting using the bottle to jerk instead of my hands, an before I knew it my penis had expanded so much that I couldnt move the bottle, I figured if I ejaculated I could get it off, but i couldn't, as there was not blood getting to the ends, I tried to think of non-sexy things like my grandma and grandpa having sex, but that seemed to arouse me even more, and I was completely stiff. Anyway I am sitting here now, with the end of my dick turning slightly purple, and it is starting to hurt. Please, my parents wont be home for another hour or so, I don't want to have to tell them, I am trying to cut it (the bottle) with a stanley knife, but I am scared of cutting my dick.


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Old 11-10-2008, 04:05 PM   #2
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Urgent Help Needed!!
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

1. cut your penis
2. cut it more
3. ????
4. profit!!!
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finish the job and have a cold shower
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Wait till you go soft?
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Old 11-10-2008, 04:15 PM   #6
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

Yes I am trying to soft but it not working!! When i am under pressure its hard.
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yea, just post for awhile to get your mind off it, relax, go soft and take it off.

hopefully you learnt your lesson
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yeh man i need bigger bottles
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

wait...
is this real????
lol
dont cut your penis then
think about something gross, not sexual though
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

as if i would cut my penis.
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

Use a knife to stab a hole in the bottle to at least get rid of the pressure, but don't catch your knob.

You're a prat.
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

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haha, i bet he'll say its not real. but $50 it is.
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Re: [URGENT] Need Immediate help, penis is stuck in a bottle... !

Ok, I am trying to get my dog to help bite a hole in the bottle, and pull it off, but my dog is such a sexy beast that I am getting harder. I think maybe I should keep getting harder and harder until the bottle cracks open
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