I hurt my girlfriend

There is no O in BLT · 06-21-2007, 02:28 AM

Umm.... I don't even know what to say... Whatever happened to plain old missionary the first few times? Then get creative.... And even now I cannot imagine a spiked dildo feeling anything remotely resembling pleasurable... Call me a prude but I just do not like toys...

Umm apologize profusely, buy her candy, flowers, balloons, good perfume,
and just apologize.

Phuck Buddy · 06-21-2007, 02:37 AM

ROFL....a spikey dildo. how did you not see the outcome to this? And you want to bring her a present while she's at the hospital...tell her she can put it in your ass. that's the best present you can give.

rich · 06-21-2007, 03:28 AM

thats a bullshit story.

SummerLoVe07 · 06-22-2007, 09:50 AM

ouch!!she should sue the company that made that

summer_love · 06-22-2007, 12:26 PM

o my GOd, thats horrible wow i hope she forgives you and i hope she i okay... wow u had a bad day i will kepp that for future referances never u se a spiked dildo. no dont be a joke and bring her one when you visit..lol i would just appologize be sweet and caring. I dont know bring her chocolate just let her know you love her and care for her deeply.

Criminal Mastermind · 06-22-2007, 02:02 PM

you better eat her out real well...

ifonlybeautiful · 07-21-2008, 10:58 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

and it's pretty damn incensitive (as others have told you) to give her another one, man YOU NEED TO THINK.

and porn pictures??? that's stupid.
I just looked at the date you made the thrad and it was more than a year ago.

**now just for thought she may not have been bleeding b/c of the spiked dildo but b./c her hymn was being stretched out.
I hope she's okay and I hope that you don't make that same mistake twice!!!

dsmith · 08-28-2008, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by love.me.or.hate.me

wtf is a spike dildo? does it literally have spikes on it? that's disturbing...and you should have figured it would hurt seeing as how she's a virgin and the product is named...spiked dildo. And it would be exceedingly insensitive to give her another one as a gift, get her some flowers and apologize about a million times and hope she forgives you.

its not just her that he has to apologize to he has to gain her parents trust back up wich i highly doubt would happen

Hitman · 08-28-2008, 09:06 AM

ur lucky daddy didnt bring a gun when he herd her screem cause ud be dead and theres no way to recover from this ur fucked

crescendo_5 · 08-28-2008, 09:39 AM

haha thats the worst thing Ive ever heard!!
I agree with the guy who said get her flowers though.
and make sure you visit when her parents arent there....

kinoku · 08-28-2008, 10:17 AM

Make sure you tell us what happens afterward. I'm sure we're all eager to hear about it.

And yea, Criminal Mastermind, don't be mean to the poor dude.

Mr. ty · 08-29-2008, 12:47 PM

You had to have been going threw a ton of emotions when this happened... Hurt, embarrassed, sad, excited, frightened, panicked, etc. I could not imagine being in your position..

assassinROW · 08-29-2008, 06:31 PM

epic failz,

Starflip · 08-29-2008, 11:11 PM

SPIKE DILDO -are you fukin mental
i thought she was your girl friend not some fukin S&M bondage plaything

i sure as hell wouldnt use a spike dildo WTF were you both thinking ?????????????????

iPodge · 08-29-2008, 11:34 PM

Sometimes you just have to laugh... I certainly did