15 things about girls that guys are confused about- ANSWERED.

Torn · 06-29-2007, 07:11 AM

Troll alert.

Absolutely Unsure · 06-29-2007, 07:16 AM

lol Milton

JBaker · 06-29-2007, 07:20 AM

Ogre alert

Torn · 06-29-2007, 07:21 AM

Unoriginal alert.

JBaker · 06-29-2007, 07:31 AM

o_0 and troll alert isnt?
gayyy.

Torn · 06-29-2007, 07:32 AM

Yeah, that's right, now get down and suck my cock.

Morbid · 06-29-2007, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Milton

Yeah, that's right, now get down and suck my cock.

LMAOOOOOOO!

Bantam94 · 06-30-2007, 01:21 AM

can i ask something? this will sound really dumb but you know how girls can still enjoy sex before their periods start, well can they orgasm before their periods start as well? or not lol!

COK3CAD3T · 07-26-2008, 06:18 AM

great post.

it helped. thank you!

x

I like Cake · 07-26-2008, 06:28 AM

yeh. i just started to understand girls a bit better...wait...no not yet. there are still gonna b some interrestin/embarrasin moments to cme

DontBother · 07-26-2008, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxo Betty Boop xoxo

OKAy. i was talking to some guys yesterday, and OMG their girl intellect made me sad. SOme guys have really weird myths about girls, so im just gonna clear some things up for all of you guys out there~!!

[1.] Inserting tampons do not give girls pleasure. o_O
[2.] Most girls don't show each other their boobs and go, "Oh, look at mine!"
We don't talk and compare our boobs all day (my friend Joe thought that..)
[3.] Our nipples are not the most sensitive part of our boobs. Don't just concentrate on feeling that. the sides of our breasts are much more sensitive
[4.] Girls get horny too.
[5.] Girls also masturbate, maybe even as often as you!
[6.] The reason why some girls dont talk about being horny and mastubating could be that they are embarrassed. Society puts on the double standard.
[7.] When nipples get hard, they have absolutley NOTHING to do with how horny they are!!!!!!
[8.] A trip to the gynecologist does NOT feel good.
[9.] Don't just concentrate on fingering a girl when you're making out! Kisses on her lips, shoulders, neck, and breasts are huge turn ons. Bottom line- Guys get so caught up in concentrating below the belt, that sometimes the things above the belt get neglected.
[10.] Girls are different than guys in the sense that they tend to be less simple and blunt. Sorry guys, but sometimes you have to read between the lines. it takes work and effort to figure us out, but we should be worth it.
[11.] Telling everyone that you have a big dick is not going to make you an automatic chick magnet. Get over it.
[12.] If you know that your girl is going to give you a blowjob later, she would probably appreciate it if you take care of your diet. Eat something kinda sugary so that your cum will taste better. Pineapple and blueberries are good!! But please, avoid lemonade
[13.] Most girls like guys who smell good (but don't overdo it). A spritz of TAG would do the trick =]
[14.] If YOU were a girl, you probably would not be the skanky lesbian who masturbates 8x a day and constantly plays with her boobs while watching herself naked in the mirror
[15.] As i said earlier, girls get horny too. So don't be surprised if SHE just wants a one night hook-up, or just a vacation fling.

Guys: any more questions? Did this help?
Girls: Do you want me to add/edit some things??

I disagree. I can almost guarantee that I would be

SeriousTeenProblems · 07-26-2008, 11:34 AM

EVERYTHING she listed is wrong. Here is the real scoop

1. All girls are in fact bi
2. Girls hug, kiss, smell, and sex each other all day
3. Girls don't bleed out of their vagina's ever, they also never need to use the bathroom
4. Girls love each others boobs. Also it is a psychological thing. It has been proven that boobs are very similar to a lion's mane. The bigger the mane, the more important the lion. Same holds true for women. The bigger the boobs the higher ranking the girl will be, girls with smaller breast have lower ranks. Watch closely at a super market line, a girl with bigger breast will be able to cut in front of women with smaller ones and they won't say anything.

All the stuff I posted I did not make up myself. It has been backed up by studies done, and published in:

National Geographic
Science Weekly
Popular Mechanics
The New Yorker
Hustla Magazine

also a scholarly journal:
Cosmopolitan

onyxeyes · 07-26-2008, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxo Betty Boop xoxo

OKAy. i was talking to some guys yesterday, and OMG their girl intellect made me sad. SOme guys have really weird myths about girls, so im just gonna clear some things up for all of you guys out there~!!

[1.] Inserting tampons do not give girls pleasure. o_O
[2.] Most girls don't show each other their boobs and go, "Oh, look at mine!"
We don't talk and compare our boobs all day (my friend Joe thought that..)
[3.] Our nipples are not the most sensitive part of our boobs. Don't just concentrate on feeling that. the sides of our breasts are much more sensitive
[4.] Girls get horny too.
[5.] Girls also masturbate, maybe even as often as you!
[6.] The reason why some girls dont talk about being horny and mastubating could be that they are embarrassed. Society puts on the double standard.
[7.] When nipples get hard, they have absolutley NOTHING to do with how horny they are!!!!!!
[8.] A trip to the gynecologist does NOT feel good.
[9.] Don't just concentrate on fingering a girl when you're making out! Kisses on her lips, shoulders, neck, and breasts are huge turn ons. Bottom line- Guys get so caught up in concentrating below the belt, that sometimes the things above the belt get neglected.
[10.] Girls are different than guys in the sense that they tend to be less simple and blunt. Sorry guys, but sometimes you have to read between the lines. it takes work and effort to figure us out, but we should be worth it.
[11.] Telling everyone that you have a big dick is not going to make you an automatic chick magnet. Get over it.
[12.] If you know that your girl is going to give you a blowjob later, she would probably appreciate it if you take care of your diet. Eat something kinda sugary so that your cum will taste better. Pineapple and blueberries are good!! But please, avoid lemonade
[13.] Most girls like guys who smell good (but don't overdo it). A spritz of TAG would do the trick =]
[14.] If YOU were a girl, you probably would not be the skanky lesbian who masturbates 8x a day and constantly plays with her boobs while watching herself naked in the mirror
[15.] As i said earlier, girls get horny too. So don't be surprised if SHE just wants a one night hook-up, or just a vacation fling.

Guys: any more questions? Did this help?
Girls: Do you want me to add/edit some things??

Not all of that is accurate for every girl.

1)Yeah, that's true for me and probably almost every female.
2)Not true. One of my friends used to randomly flash me all of the time. I also talk about boobs constantly.
3)Nipples generally are the most sensitive part of breasts for most females.
4)Obviously.
5)Most females do masturbate, however, not all do. Also, some may not do so even on a regular basis. I've gone a year without doing so.
6)Or they feel it's personal information and only their business.
7)Um, not true. Most females do get nipple erections when horny. Though it can also occur when cold.
8)Again, obviously.
9)Not all guys even finger girls when they're simply making out.
10)Some girls are just as blunt as guys.
11)Again, obviously.
12)I don't give blowjobs so I can't really say anything about that one.
13)Tag smells horrible.
14)I am female so n/a
15)Not all girls want one night stands, just like not all guys do.

Missing_Soul · 07-26-2008, 11:45 AM

''Telling everyone that you have a big dick is not going to make you an automatic chick magnet. Get over it.''

Matt

Wallace127 · 07-26-2008, 03:04 PM

wow wouldn't know the answer to half of these