*Sigh* I got caught masturbating.

a_person_on_teh_intornetz · 05-11-2009, 05:13 AM

Ok......*sigh*

Well, I was jacking off, and I heard a knock on my door. (I usually lock it, but I was such a dumbass not to.)

Anyway, I hear two knocks, and then the door opens.

My dad comes in and says (luckily I was fast enough to click off the porn and stop....jacking it.) "What are you doing? This isn't normal." All he saw was me naked, but he didn't see me masturbating or looking at any porn. (thank god)

Then he asked "Are you hot?" (in a temperature way lol) and I said "Ya....I'm burning up up here." So he went on to turn the temperature down and go downstairs to continue watching TV with my mom.

Well, thank God he didn't know I was masturbating. But it still does feel kinda awkward...I have that embaressment/tingly feeling on the inside right now.

Anybody have any advice for this situation?

Liam · 05-11-2009, 05:17 AM

Rofl how embarrising.

Princess8 · 05-11-2009, 05:18 AM

Ha ha.

Advice? Ya kill yourself! LOL

So did he see you at full attention then?

a_person_on_teh_intornetz · 05-11-2009, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Liam

Rofl how embarrising.

That didn't help.

hayleyy · 05-11-2009, 05:19 AM

Lol do you honestly think your dad has never wanked off? He was once a horny teenager too dont worry. Just forget about it and go back to normal. Worst thing really is the fact its a mood killer. So take a little more care locking your door next time so its not a waste of time at least

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versace · 05-11-2009, 05:22 AM

here is some advice LOCK YOUR DOOR.
and it ok for you to do it,and if your dad knew he is not going to say anything to you.he knows what you were probably doing ,and understands he was your age one time.
dont worry about it.

Aunt Jemima · 05-11-2009, 05:22 AM

So you were jerking off... with the door unlocked.. with your parents in the house. That makes sense.

Not only that, but you said you were naked and you were masturbating, as far as I know, people get boners when they masturbate and you can't loose a boner in a second. So your dad saw your boner.

a_person_on_teh_intornetz · 05-11-2009, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CashMoney

So you were jerking off... with the door unlocked.. with your parents in the house. That makes sense.

Not only that, but you said you were naked and you were masturbating, as far as I know, people get boners when they masturbate and you can't loose a boner in a second. So your dad saw your boner.

Not really. You see....there just HAPPENED to be a medium-size cabinet between my dad's vision and me. Therefore, he didn't see it. ^^

Aunt Jemima · 05-11-2009, 05:25 AM

So it's usual for your parents to see you naked?

a_person_on_teh_intornetz · 05-11-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CashMoney

So it's usual for your parents to see you naked?

Hell no.

Wolfgang · 05-11-2009, 05:28 AM

You should be fine, he may or may not have known what you were doing. But if he knows, he was once your age, and did the same exact thing.
I haven't gotten caught masturbating, but it's normal, everyone does it. I wouldn't worry about it.

Aunt Jemima · 05-11-2009, 05:28 AM

So the fact that your dad had no weird reaction to your state of nakedness is abnormal?

Princess8 · 05-11-2009, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by versace

here is some advice LOCK YOUR DOOR.
and it ok for you to do it,and if your dad knew he is not going to say anything to you.he knows what you were probably doing ,and understands he was your age one time.
dont worry about it.

Ya, I'm sure when I'm a parent I will "know" that my kids wank, but t's one thing to "know" it and another to see it (or part of it)! Not a good situation.

If you're lucky, it will never come up again (talking about what he saw, not your dick), if your dad is a smartass, he'll tell your mom and siblings and always hold it over you.