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Old 08-31-2009, 10:35 AM   #1
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I got my mom pregnant

Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:35 AM   #2
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

Nah.
This is from a cartoon.
I've seen it before.
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

what..? You don't think I got my mom pregnant?
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

I doubt she's pregnant... Sperm, esepcially if it isn't placed directly in the vagina to begin with, does not have a good chance of surviving, getting into the vagina, crawling it's way up into the cervix, and fertilizing the egg.

It's almost impossible.

She could just be sick. It may have nothing to do with pregnancy.

Really, there's nothing to worry about. Relax, because the chances she's pregnant are about 0.001%
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

The temperature of the bathwater (100 F+) when warm, would surely kill whatever sperm you left.

Chances are like 0.
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Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.
this is not anatomically possible. sperm does not last that long in extreme conditions. you're fine.
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

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Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.
if you're thinking you got your mom pregnant over that you need to go retake sex ed class
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Please help me, I got my mom pregnant.

Now I know this sounds completely dumb and crazy but for some odd reason I am super worried and paranoid.

About 2 weeks ago I jacked off in the bathtub. Not so long after that my mom took a bath.

Now, I'm extremely worried that I got my mom pregnant. She did say she wasn't feeling to well like 2 days ago or so. I really don't know what to do and how to procceed with this. This is keeping me up at night and I'm really scared.

PLEASE, help me.
Impossible physically.

Also incorrect because signs of pregnancy cannot show in just a couple days. Months.
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Impossible physically.

Also incorrect because signs of pregnancy cannot show in just a couple days. Months.
Exactly.

The only sign that might show up early, is the missed period. And if youre finding out about your mom's periods, just...wow.
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

impossible, gross that you even thought about that, and wow lol.
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Troll fail.
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Re: I think I got my mom pregnant.

ahahahahahahahahaha....


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Wow, you're child is going to be your offspring and your sibling. How exciting!
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Oh, just what we need...more baby troll-lets running around.
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