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Old 08-09-2007, 04:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Survival Guide (kinda funny)
I'm a boy scout and so is my friend.

We were in a class looking through a survival guide and found some

sentences in it that if are thought of in a perverted way seem kinda wrong but funny.

Heres what it said

Table of Contents

General Procedures
Evacuation Plan
Signaling
Procuring Water
Lost?
Navigation
Locating your position
Finding a route
Shelter
Human waste
Special Climates


Okay I'll tell more I just want to see if people think this is funny
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Old 08-09-2007, 04:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
I used to be in Girl Scouts..
but that was AWHILE ago.

There kind of funny..
just don't see the perverted part in them.
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Old 08-09-2007, 04:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
they are not funny at all. I'm a little disappointed in you young man
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Old 08-09-2007, 05:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
Heres some more

1. Constantly evaluate trail, route, and weather conditions.

2. Always stay within the limits of you and your partners' skill and equipment.
use good judgement and don't take unnecessary risks.

3. Always stay well hydrated and well nourished.

4. Make sure everyone is well rested, take regular breaks.

5. Make sure your equipment is working and your clothing is dry.

6. Keep your group in good spirits

7. For safety, never be afraid to alter your route, cut your trip short, or turn back.

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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
those are a lot better
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
...am I just slow?
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
those are better.
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
im in scouts but i dont see the funny bit that much...
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Old 08-09-2007, 09:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
I always found "Dont jump in the campfire" to be the only good advice for a scout
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
ye... i never bothered about that one, jumping in/over is fun
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
Uh...how are these funny?
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
Yeah, those really aren't that funny dude.
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Lol they have hidden messgedges in them
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
It takes a strange sense of humor to think they are funny.....I guess
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Re: Survival Guide (kinda funny)
you have to be like, this is a regular survival guide, but they also apply as a sex survival guide...and then thats when the funny comes in.
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