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08-23-2007, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Tumbl3wEEd LOL thoughs are literaly evil. | i knew, but they're funny as hell!!!  |
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08-23-2007, 09:20 PM
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Money: 8,209 My Mood: Points: 58,847, Level: 59 | | Re: Funny sex Position names Fiery Dragon FTW (  thanks for the memories Fay)
When you cum in her mouth and smack her face so the cum flies out of her nose |
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09-09-2007, 07:15 PM
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09-10-2007, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DagoFlip Dirty Danza : A new sexual prank that has been invented combining the Tony Danza and the Dirty Sanchez. While your having sex with your favourite bitch doing it doggy style you ask her "Who is the boss?" Before she can answer you take out your penis and insert it forcefully into her anus right before you cum. Now punch her in the back of the head and yell "Tony Danza" to make her anus tighten from the shock. After climaxing take your penis and rub it on her upper lip to smear shit on it. | Hahaha, okay, I found that one funny, being that WTB in my username actually stands for Who's The Boss. I love that show!!! The freak part just stuck....xD |
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09-10-2007, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by wtbfreak The freak part just stuck....xD | I can tell you and I are going to become close friends  |
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09-11-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Phuck Buddy I can tell you and I are going to become close friends  | I've seen some of your posts....I wouldn't mind that.  lol! |
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09-16-2007, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DagoFlip The Flaming Cheeto : The sexual prank in which the guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration
Dirty Danza : A new sexual prank that has been invented combining the Tony Danza and the Dirty Sanchez. While your having sex with your favourite bitch doing it doggy style you ask her "Who is the boss?" Before she can answer you take out your penis and insert it forcefully into her anus right before you cum. Now punch her in the back of the head and yell "Tony Danza" to make her anus tighten from the shock. After climaxing take your penis and rub it on her upper lip to smear shit on it.
Shitler : When a man, after anal sex, puts his finger inside a girl's ass and takes alot of shit on his finger and wipes the crap above the his partner's lip, which resembles a hitler-like moustache. |  ...thats cruel!!!!!!!!!! omfg especiallly the hot sauce one that would hurt like hell...
__________________ THEY SAY NOWteenagers scare the living shit out of me they could care less as long as someone will bleed,so darken your clothes or strike a violent pose, MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME |
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09-20-2007, 09:00 PM
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Money: -1,787 | Re: Funny sex Position names Dog in a Bathtub: During penetration, you try and put your balls in with your
penis. They call it this because it is supposed to be as hard
as keeping a dog in a bathtub.
Sandy Seagull: Dip your penis in sand before penetration. |
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