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Old 08-22-2007, 10:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Funny sex Position names

Ill give soime examples...its really funny jsut make up a name that implys someting sexual..and then give it a description

heres a few

The Babe Ruth: While geting head from a girl, right as you are about to cum, pull it ut of her mouth and then call your shot, ( something like Left eye) and say it outloud..but its onlly the babe ruth if u hit your mark.

The Houdini: While you are in the doggy style position rigth before u cum pull out and spit on her back, thinking youve cumed she will turn around and look at you, then you bust in her face

The Angry Pirate:while you are recieveing head, pull it out of her mouth, poke her in the eye, and then when she stands up, kick her in the shin..she hopefully will being to angryly hop on 1 leg and close one eye

if you have some, Please post them

And understand that its all for fun, these arent really serious t hings to do lol...it might get you slapped..or worse....actualy..idk if anythign worse could really happen so we will go with slap.

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Re: Funny sex Position names

The Rodeo: in the middle of sex stop and tell her this is the worst piece of
ass youv ever had, then try to stay on for eight seconds
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HAHAHAHAHHA that is great dude omfg thats great
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Re: Funny sex Position names

ninja sex: having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.
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Missionary: I hear its a real sex position but i dont know what it is...
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Alaskan Snow Dragon : The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals
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The Angry Pirate:while you are recieveing head, pull it out of her mouth, poke her in the eye, and then when she stands up, kick her in the shin..she hopefully will being to angryly hop on 1 leg and close one eye

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Missionary: I hear its a real sex position but i dont know what it is...
Not what i was looking for lol...

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Alaskan Snow Dragon : The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals
lmao eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Re: Funny sex Position names

I don't have any new ones to add to the list but missionary is the regular Man on top position.
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I'll add a whole list of the ones I know over the weekend
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The Lonely Soldier: Masterbation

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dude did u see that in the guide to cologe book?
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The Flaming Cheeto : The sexual prank in which the guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration

Dirty Danza : A new sexual prank that has been invented combining the Tony Danza and the Dirty Sanchez. While your having sex with your favourite bitch doing it doggy style you ask her "Who is the boss?" Before she can answer you take out your penis and insert it forcefully into her anus right before you cum. Now punch her in the back of the head and yell "Tony Danza" to make her anus tighten from the shock. After climaxing take your penis and rub it on her upper lip to smear shit on it.

Shitler : When a man, after anal sex, puts his finger inside a girl's ass and takes alot of shit on his finger and wipes the crap above the his partner's lip, which resembles a hitler-like moustache.
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