normally id never share this buut i found it hilarious so ill put it out...
im on and off with this guy and its a complicated story in itself but we spend a lot of time with eachother and a few weeks ago we were laying in my bed talking, we were laying on oppisite sides, like his head was at one end and mine at the other. i rolled over to get the remote or something and ended up laying on top of him, kindof like the 69 position only we werent doing anything sexual haha. eventually hed moved my shorts to the side and began fingering me, it went on for a few minutes untillllllllllll my mom just walked herself inn... haha she was like "shit" as he pulled his pants up quickly, thankfully hed only moved my shorts to the side so i was fully clothed, after the whole awkward readjustments my mom says "i made mashed potatoes if you guys are hungry" and walked out. sooooooooo funnny aha as soon as she left he said to me "did your mom just walk in on us practically having sex in the most awkward position to let us know she made mashed potatoes?" and i just stared at him and laughed. by far the funniest thing ever happening to me lolll
im on and off with this guy and its a complicated story in itself but we spend a lot of time with eachother and a few weeks ago we were laying in my bed talking, we were laying on oppisite sides, like his head was at one end and mine at the other. i rolled over to get the remote or something and ended up laying on top of him, kindof like the 69 position only we werent doing anything sexual haha. eventually hed moved my shorts to the side and began fingering me, it went on for a few minutes untillllllllllll my mom just walked herself inn... haha she was like "shit" as he pulled his pants up quickly, thankfully hed only moved my shorts to the side so i was fully clothed, after the whole awkward readjustments my mom says "i made mashed potatoes if you guys are hungry" and walked out. sooooooooo funnny aha as soon as she left he said to me "did your mom just walk in on us practically having sex in the most awkward position to let us know she made mashed potatoes?" and i just stared at him and laughed. by far the funniest thing ever happening to me lolll