I thought I'd create a thread about some embarrassing sexual experiences.. I recently had one which was both humiliating and some what funny.. I thought I'd share..
So I was with my lady friend, we were trying to find a place where we can get some peace and quiet with out roomates and so on.. So I drove her to my house.. We hung out in the basement, watched I Love You Man.. And then transformers, which had creepy ass robots.. So I was going down on her, doing the stuff.. And this tiny ass robot kept appearing and distracting me.. Like he'd yell at Megan Fox and stuff and I was like "WTF?!??!"..
Anyway, she asks me if I wanted to have sex... Me, being a virgin, said "sure".. Although I was a bit nervous.. Sooooo one thing led to another.. Sooooooooooooooooo like... I get on top, but theres no room for my leg.. SO my goofy ass is sitting there with a condom, trying to find a place to put it.. Then came the worst part, I lost my erection.. Soooooo she was rubbing it and I was just about to put it in, literarlly half an inch, and she was like, "Don't do it, I rubbed all the lube off".. I had one condom at the time and I was like "What the fuck........" SO im sitting there with a condom hangin off my weiner just baffled..
It was all my fault, that fucking robot distracted me... Had to be the most embarrassing moment ever.. Can anyone top that?
(Sorry about the mess, I can't type..)
So I was with my lady friend, we were trying to find a place where we can get some peace and quiet with out roomates and so on.. So I drove her to my house.. We hung out in the basement, watched I Love You Man.. And then transformers, which had creepy ass robots.. So I was going down on her, doing the stuff.. And this tiny ass robot kept appearing and distracting me.. Like he'd yell at Megan Fox and stuff and I was like "WTF?!??!"..
Anyway, she asks me if I wanted to have sex... Me, being a virgin, said "sure".. Although I was a bit nervous.. Sooooo one thing led to another.. Sooooooooooooooooo like... I get on top, but theres no room for my leg.. SO my goofy ass is sitting there with a condom, trying to find a place to put it.. Then came the worst part, I lost my erection.. Soooooo she was rubbing it and I was just about to put it in, literarlly half an inch, and she was like, "Don't do it, I rubbed all the lube off".. I had one condom at the time and I was like "What the fuck........" SO im sitting there with a condom hangin off my weiner just baffled..
It was all my fault, that fucking robot distracted me... Had to be the most embarrassing moment ever.. Can anyone top that?
(Sorry about the mess, I can't type..)
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