what is your single biggest turn on?
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Northern Prophet wrote:
If you had a penis for the day you'd only play with it, have sex and brag? :O I'd get the biggest erection I could, dress up as Darth Vader, put on a luminous condom and crash a Star Wars convention, starting a "lightsaber" fight with the closest Jedi I could by slapping him around the face with my aforesaid glowing penis.
If you were a jelly bean, what colour would you be?
Also, I am in fact a super good jelly bean (you had to do my survey to understand). If you were a jelly bean, would you have jelly babies with me?
What do you think Jelly Bean Heaven looks like?
Kevmo7 wrote:
what is your single biggest turn on?
Nycax91 wrote:
wut does cum taste like?? and have u ever tried it up ur ass??
Nycax91 wrote:
wut does cum taste like?? and have u ever tried it up ur ass??
Northern Prophet wrote:
If you had a penis for the day you'd only play with it, have sex and brag? :O I'd get the biggest erection I could, dress up as Darth Vader, put on a luminous condom and crash a Star Wars convention, starting a "lightsaber" fight with the closest Jedi I could by slapping him around the face with my aforesaid glowing penis.
If you were a jelly bean, what colour would you be?
Also, I am in fact a super good jelly bean (you had to do my survey to understand). If you were a jelly bean, would you have jelly babies with me?
What do you think Jelly Bean Heaven looks like?
gelman20 wrote:
Can I masturbate onto your face please?
Northern Prophet wrote:
If you had a penis for the day you'd only play with it, have sex and brag? :O I'd get the biggest erection I could, dress up as Darth Vader, put on a luminous condom and crash a Star Wars convention, starting a "lightsaber" fight with the closest Jedi I could by slapping him around the face with my aforesaid glowing penis.
If you were a jelly bean, what colour would you be?
Also, I am in fact a super good jelly bean (you had to do my survey to understand). If you were a jelly bean, would you have jelly babies with me?
What do you think Jelly Bean Heaven looks like?
Northern Prophet wrote:
If X = 47 and Y = 3, then what the fuck is the point of this question?
lionofman wrote:
That's easy!
Northern Prophet wrote:
Go on then, what is it?
@ thread starter, I have another question.
If we gather all the pubic hair from everyone in the world, launch it into orbit, set fire to it and kept fuelling it by harvesting pubic hair...could we make an alternative heat source for when the sun blows up - again?
Northern Prophet wrote:
I don't care if the sun's angry - HE ATE MY COOKIES!!
Hmmm...we could just shave puppies and use their hair. Then, when we've used the fur of every animal, we'll force-feed people hormonal replacement pills, and when they spout hair and look like Cousin It off the Adams Family, then we can harvest that.
When the worst comes to the worst, we'll burn the moon. We'll just put that fat guy who's always on the bus up there - believe me, enough gas comes out of that smelly old git to set something as big as the moon on fire. So, just put him up there, make him fart and light a match. BOOM.
Northern Prophet wrote:
Take another star from the universe? WHAT are you going to do, tie some rope around it and tow it towards us? Attach rockets to the Earth to push us towards it? Oh and by the way, if you hold on orange (earth) in one hand, and a melon (sun) in the other, with your arms out stretched - on THAT scale, the closest star is in something like Switzerland or something. Imagine what it's like on the REAL scale.
So I'm sorry, but my idea of burning a fat guy sounds much more realistic..........
Happy halloween!! Hope you've had fun!! Sod all going on here, I celebrated on Friday.