Shaved or not?
Shaved.
What flavored condom?
I don't really do the whole condom thing.
How many ways do you go?
I'm bi.
Have you ever made out with your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes, at the same time that she did.
If you could have flavored cum, what flavor would it be?
Mmmm. I guess chocolate.
What is the biggest number of people you've fucked in one day?
Three, at the same time.
Ever had a one night stand?
Once.
Ever pole danced?
I attmepted. I don't think I was very good at it though.
What are you on?
Nothing yet.
Loose or tight?
Really tight :] Or so I'm told . . .
All night or a quickie?
Usually about an hour or so. Or all night off and on. Very rarely do I want a quickie.
Doggy or cowgirl?
Doggy.
Ever had anal?
Hell no!
Vibrators or dildos?
Neither I prefer the real thing :]
Strap on or the real thing?
The real thing. If I'm with a woman it's because I don't want any dick. L0l.
Fast or slow?
Both. I like things switched up on me.
Give or receive?
I like both. But I guess giving is better.
Big or small?
Big dicks, small pussies.
Have you ever had a threesome?
Yep.
Do you believe in beer goggles?
They do exist and they are a motherfucker.
Suck or blow?
Suck.
Hardcore or kinky?
Hardcore.
Fuck in the back seat or the bed?
Bed.
In the shower or closet?
Shower.
What was the kinkest sex you ever had?
Haven't really had any kinky sex.
When was the last time you masterbated?
Couple of days ago.
Can I park my plastic limosine in your garage?
No, I don't just go around fucking just anyone.
If you were drunk, would you get it in a blue waffle?
Fuck no! I couldn't be that drunk.
How loud do you like it?
Whatever I feel like that day.
Would you ever fuck a dead person?
Fuck no!
Sleep fucking or awake fucking?
Awake.
How far have you went?
All the way.
Phone sex or sexting?
Sexting.
Do you have a foot fetish?
Hell no! I sorta have a foot phobia.
Would you fuck yourself with a banana or a hot dog?
Uh , no.
Would you fuck someone from the club?
Probably not.
Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup?
Yes and it's nasty. I don't recommend it to anyone. I threw up.
Have you ever cuddled with the opposite sex?
Yeah. This one's tame compared to the others.
Ever watched porn?
Well yeah.
Ever got turned on by a family member?
Hell no! That's gross.
Ever got walked in on?
No.
Would you fuck a hobo for $400?
Nope.
Ever paid someone for sex?
No.
If you found a dildo in your sister's room what would you think?
I better not touch it. She's probably used it recently.
What would you think if you found a dildo in your brothers room?
Oh my god! I don't think he's gay. He has a wife. Apparently he has some really weird, nasty fetishes I'd rather not know about.
What would you do if you saw your mom fucking a girl?
Freak out.
What would you do if you made your friend go lesbian or your boyfriend go gay?
I wouldn't mind the friend. But if I make a guy go gay, then apparently I ain't doin somethin right in the bed. Whereas if I make a girl go lesbian, that means that I AM doing something right in the bed.